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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #15 - Kneesaa the Ewok Princess (PREVIEW)

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2020

⏱️ 4 minutes

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On this month's patron-selected entry of the Gleep Glossary, the gang is schooled in all-things Kneesaa the Ewok Princess! We know, an absolute legend. A veteran of the Battle of Endor, Kneesaa was also a—WHOA NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! Instantly unlock this episode along with hours and hours of exclusive patrons-only content!

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0:00.0

I

0:12.1

Nisa's bravery and leadership led her her to succeed her father and become the village's first female chief

0:21.7

Nisa fucking cracking that fucking Ewok glass ceiling dude, right

0:27.3

Ewok Alex Jones was none to please well, I hope she's done an Ewok Margaret thatcher though. Oh, yeah, there's a

0:33.3

automatic yeah, yeah, she invaded the Ewok Focland Island

0:39.3

Catch him in bed with an Ewok we must stop these Ewok Union

0:45.3

So I get the back of the Ewok and all

0:48.9

Economy all right, so we're doing all right wooka BDS

0:52.3

So it's a little all over the place now it's entering the set now there's a subsection called biography and

0:58.4

This subsection of biography is fighting the Empire

1:02.3

biography

1:03.1

These saw was a female Ewok work God damn these fucking wooka pedea entries just repeating the same thing

1:10.0

Mm-hmm. All right. She was the daughter of chief chirp up and his wife Raleigh

1:15.2

So now we know the wife's name together her and her first

1:22.3

Tarniel's fan these Ewoks

1:26.1

What is chirp is deal dude that guy sounds like a fun chirp?

1:29.7

Yeah, I think he's party with fucking Billy D Williams at the end of return

1:33.2

He's smoking grass

1:35.2

Like he was the dude in return of the Johnny fucking takes a hit that huge Ewok pipe and then he's like

1:39.8

Tell us the rest of the story. I

1:42.5

Love that fucking pipe dude that one Ewok this is fucking hitting that pipe. I gotta tell you a chirp

1:47.6

But you party a little too hard for me. You gotta put that pipe down chirp

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