Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode.

Morkish Mark makes the meals happy, motivates the men to main mirror blight and questions

the species of Santa.

Well advised Wade goes full Thespian,

Simmars in the sun, awaits aukishness

and tenaciously tangents.

Belittled Bob admits he controls reality, cleaves unto perfect cleavage and stays on point for physics.

From shambolic Shakespeare to freezing balls, heh-heh-he-he-he-he-hes! It's time for Glauber salt. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Good morrow to you lovely listeners and beautiful watchers. Welcome to Distractable.

My name is Mark Blire here to be your host because I'm the winner of the last episode.

And each time there's a new winner at Crown's a new host of the podcast.

So today it's going to be my episode and you're already confused by the name of the episode, I'm sure, but we'll get into that in just a second before we meet our contestants today.

Bob and Wade.

Hi, he jestes its scars never felt a, but soft what light the yonder

window breaks.

This the east and distractible is the sun.

Keep going.

Her eyes for a sudden and kill the envious mood who's already sick and pale with grief

that that her may not far more fair than she.

Be not her maid since she is envious.

Of that deliveries but sicken green.

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