You are late to Jack Charton's birthday party, you tiredly Patrick's.

He has chosen not to get a cake for his birthday party but rather a giant replica of a rich tea biscuit.

He's a Calvinist and he believes that a traditional birthday cake like a Black Fathers Gato would make everybody think about wanking.

So instead we must all eat a giant rich tea biscuit and to use its its blandness to reflect upon our mortality.

And there's no knives at Jack Charton's birthday party instead for everybody to ease this giant rich tea biscuit.

We must all behave like flies and use the collective saliva in our mouths to kind of gently lick and spit on the giant rich tea biscuit and then everyone together takes little bites out of it.

And that's Jack Charton's birthday party which is also a metaphor for the blind by podcast.

Welcome. What is the crack you'll tremendous cuts? How are you getting on? Did you have a gentle week? Did you have a lovely week?

The weather's picking up and in limerick today it was unseasonably warm, you know? It's February 25th.

February 25th to February and it was warm which I see because I global warming now I'm kind of doubting myself.

It's this new thing, it's this new dystopian attitude towards the weather that nobody predicted in the science fiction novels.

Like I can't know truly embrace and enjoy a lovely sunny day because I don't know is that just the alarm bells for the environmental apocalypse.

Do you know what I mean? It's like I'm out there today, down by Yarty's couch having a run.

And I'm gone. Fuck it, the first science is spring, you know, it's warm, it's humid, isn't this nice?

This is the first warm day that I've experienced in limerick in about three or four months, isn't this lovely?

And then a voice in the back of my head gone, but what if it's global warming? What if it's supposed to be cold?

So that's a new thing in 2019 that I believe will become a trend where you can't truly appreciate the weather because you're wondering, was it this hot when I was a child?

So anyway, great response to last week's podcast. I fucking loved the making last week's podcast, I really enjoyed it.

It was a boiling heart take about culture and society and I was glad to get it out of myself.

What have we got gone on this week before?

Obviously last week I advertised a few gigs. I've tons of gigs coming up, live podcasts, I don't know what day it is at marches.

At the start of March anyway and it's in Vickers street, that's sold out, Vickers street is sold out.

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