Gladiators, Labubu & Soo-Chi

My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Vogue is VERY excited for what she's doing this week and with good reason. Joanne needs persuading when it comes to Labubu dolls and both have ideas (not necessarily sensible ones) of who should be the next Irish President.

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0:00.0	If you drink a little then drive, you risk losing your license.
0:04.0	You risk losing your freedom.
0:06.0	Guess the road trips off.
0:08.0	You risk losing your job.
0:10.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
0:11.0	I'm sorry.
0:12.0	You risk your parents not looking at you the same way.
0:15.0	I'm just really upset.
0:16.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
0:18.0	You risk injuring a friend.
0:20.0	Hello. I need an ambulance. I need an ambulance. I'm sorry. You risk injuring a friend. Hello, I need an ambulance. I need an ambulance.
0:21.6	I'm sorry.
0:22.6	You risk being seen as a drink driver.
0:26.6	Drink a little, risk a lot, think.
0:29.6	This is your business.
0:31.6	This is your business supercharged with the help of zero accounting software.
0:35.6	These are your numbers. These are your numbers sorted with the help of zero counting software. These are your numbers.
0:40.7	These are your numbers sorted with the help of zero accounting software.
0:42.9	This is you.
0:43.2	Hi.
0:46.9	This is you taking business where you want with the help of zero counting software.
0:47.8	Hello, whoa!
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