Hello, we are transmitting to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would

otherwise be lost.

Whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. You have accessed entry 530.

J.B.3822. Certificate number 25573. Glacier Girl.

I come in trying to get as close as possible to the other ships. Cut the gun at 200 feet, off mixture, switched props to feather, hold her off

with the props, just turning till she stalls, bump, snowflies, the old crate slides along,

and that's all, another landing. Didn't even bend the props. Peter, thank you for coming on the show.

Welcome to the Omnibus Project.

Thank you.

Exciting to be here.

I have a pretty incredible story to tell you today, John.

Well, tell me all about it.

You know, if you want to start off by talking for 40 minutes about just sort of your day

and how it is that you're,

you know, what the last meal you cooked was. We can do that or we can dive right into the show,

whatever you prefer. Where are you broadcasting from? Let me just start there. So I'm coming to you

from Indianapolis, where I live.

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