Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting

the ministry. We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor-filled.

God bless you today and enjoy the message. Welcome. It's a joy to come into your homes each week.

We love you and we know that God has great things in store

for each one of you. And I've been saying it almost every weekend. We're believing that 2006

is going to be your best year so far. So you get in agreement with us and I know God's going to do

great things in your life. Hey, come out and see us whenever you can. Don't come through Houston without

stopping by. These are the finest, most blessed, friendly people in all of your life. Hey, come out and see us whenever you can. Don't come through Houston without stopping

by. These are the finest, most blessed, friendly people in all of town. Come by and see us sometime.

And God bless you. I like to start with something funny each week. And of course, you know,

these are not doctrinally correct, especially today's, just to make us laugh. But I heard about

these three men, a Baptist, a Catholic, and a charismatic.

They suddenly died and went to heaven, and St. Peter met them and said, I'm sorry, guys,

your living quarters are not ready quite yet.

He didn't know what to do, so he called Satan and asked if he would keep them for a little while.

Satan reluctantly agreed. And a few

hours later, Satan called back and said, Peter, you've got to come get these guys. The Catholic man

is forgiving everybody. The Baptist man is saving everybody. And the charismatic has already

raised enough money for air conditioning. All right. Hold up your Bible.

Say it like you mean it.

This is my Bible.

I am what it says I am.

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