I'm going to So, 4-0 lost to Everton, 2-0 lost to City, somehow still in the top 4 race because the rest of the top 4 won't, top 4 hopefuls won't put us out of our feeble misery.

We're recording this at 5 past 10 on Wednesday nights in the immediate aftermath of the Derby.

Feels good, doesn't it? I don't know why we're here. I don't know what we can possibly...

Because we're respecting the fans, Paul.

Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, we're playing for the shirt, the Rankar shirt, which you still haven't sent me by the way

no I haven't sent anyone it's a problem I've got a big box useless

much like our defense 13 goals we conceded since we last scored one I think about

eight of them David de Hay has chucked in his

own neck. So a friend of the show, Cal Guildart, send me a message during this game saying

terrible from Dave still that's proper top red behavior

checking one in to stop Liverpool.

Well you remember Stephen Gerard against Chelsea a few years back not the slip

the one where we won't need Liverpool to get yeah the back pass that's it and

Chelsea won the league by a point the thing is though unlike Stephen Gerard

David de Haer is smart he has planned this in advance and made it look like he's turned into a weird pile of

jelly for weeks on end so that when he chucks one in against city it looks plausible.

Yeah I'd love to think that was true. So where do you want to start?

I don't know. I know you don't want to. I know you keep telling me you don't want to talk about football anymore and I think after seven defeats in nine games many

you night fans are just wishing the season would be over it will be very soon we've got

about 10 days left of this season, something like that.

There are a few things you should talk about though,

and there's the games against Everton and City.

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