Giving Joy

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Happy Holidays, enjoy your Costco hot dog!Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Holiday Men Versus Women (1:02)Crist Family Talent Show (9:20)Baby, It’s Cold Outside Breakdown (27:34)Protestor Of the Week (1:01:28)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	Oh, I got a...
0:21.0	Oh, I got to turn my cell phone on silent.
0:25.0	Ladies and gentlemen, we're getting in the holidays, maybe.
0:29.0	I tried to watch the holiday, the movie. Have you seen it?
0:32.0	No, what is that? No, it's not now it's not I mean I try well I felt
0:34.2	sleep yeah that you know you I have a girlfriend you two guys are married
0:38.6	that women I feel like women want to do more, right?
0:43.6	Depends what you mean by that.
0:44.8	No, they want to do Christmas.
0:46.8	Yes, yes.
0:47.8	My wife is the reason why I like Christmas so much now.
0:50.6	Yeah, I think same.
0:52.1	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's a it's a women's holiday.
0:54.6	They love it. Let's not divide up the holidays, but if what are the men's holidays?
0:59.6	We're like we're taking it's not divided up but let's divide it up. We're taking July 4th for sure that was the first thing in mind.
1:06.7	We got July 4th because we need the boat need it the grill need it the firework oh oh yeah need fireworks yeah that's
1:13.7	yeah that's yeah we got warm weather yeah if you drink it's drinking yeah
1:17.0	we get warm weather we get warm weather no we do because girls get like sweaters I gonna say, it's that whole thing of like,
1:24.0	I love all, oh, pumpkin spice.
1:25.0	It's like a Trey Kennedy video.
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