Give Me Liberty, or Give Me Gutfeld

Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Pretty nice First Amendment you've got there. Would be a shame if something were to happen to it. Trump’s FCC comes for Jimmy Kimmel, and Disney rolls out the red carpet. Michaela Watkins and Colton Dunn set their brains to “rot” to talk Hunting Wives, James Gandolfini, political acceptance speeches, and how drunk our Drunk Histories really got. Colton loses his shoes, but we all win, with a rousing game of Was I In This?, and we give our aging faves their flowers now, before they're pushing up daisies. Get tickets to LOLI NYC & more upcoming shows at Crooked.com/events. Get tickets to CROOKED CON November 6-7 in Washington, D.C at crookedcon.com. For a closed-captioned version of this episode, click here. For a transcript of this episode, please email [email protected] and include the name of the podcast.

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0:00.0	Love or leave it is brought to you by the freedom from Religion Foundation. The First Amendment
0:04.6	protects all of our rights to practice whatever faith we have or the right to not have any
0:10.2	faith at all. And yet what we see is a lot of politicians trying to impose their worldview and
0:15.4	their religion on everybody. That includes in the public schools. We've seen that in Louisiana
0:20.4	with a law around school chaplains and putting Ten Commandments in the public schools. We've seen that in Louisiana with a law around
0:22.0	school chaplains and putting Ten Commandments in the classroom that's currently held up in court,
0:27.0	though we have no idea what the Supreme Court will do. And so if you believe that people should be
0:31.6	free to practice whatever religion they want without the government impinging on it or free to
0:36.0	not practice any religion at all,
0:41.2	that's where the freedom from religion foundation comes in to help do what a lot of lawmakers aren't defending the First Amendment.
0:43.2	They sue, they win, and they're making sure kids can focus on science class and that public schools
0:48.1	aren't turned into religious Sunday schools.
0:51.0	Go to f-f-r-f.us-slash-school or text, Love It, That's L-O-V-E-T-T to 5-Eleven, 5-11. Visit F-F-R-F at f-r-rfrf. U.S. slash school or text L-O-V-E-T-T to 5-Eleven. Because if I'm going to live by the Ten Commandments, I'm going to do it on private property, not government property. That's where I do all my coveting, John. That's where I do all my... That's where you break all your other commandments. Yeah, that's where I take the Lord's name in vain the most. Remember, text love it to 511, 511, or go to f-f-R-F-R-F-U-S-S-S-Sash school or text, LOV-E-E-TT to 5-E-E-E-T-E-E-T-E-E-T-E.
1:37.3	What's up, Los Angeles?
1:41.5	Welcome to Love It or Leave It Live from Dynasty Typewriter.
1:44.0	We have got a great show for you tonight. Michaela Watkins is here. Colton Dunn is here. And they'll both ask two important questions. Was I in this? And was it worth it? Then we'll all head to the wheel to pay tribute to some of our favorite stars of your. Hmm. But first, let's get into it.
2:02.4	What a week.
2:04.3	On Tuesday, Donald Trump and his legal wife,
2:06.6	Melania Trump went cross the pond
2:08.1	to the world's second most famous island of pedophiles, Great Britain.
2:14.5	The first lady and worst man met with King Charles
2:17.0	and Queen Camilla, Windsor,
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