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The Commercial Break

Give 'Em The Bryan Look

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

What’s the most traumatic thing that can happen to you on vacation? Getting two twin beds, of course. Welcome back to the tinfoil hat people The Blue & Juan Show! Taylor Swift political conspiracy theories? Bryan’s grasp on the English language is fair to middling… Guys, it’s quotidian, not quintinian! If you can’t remember the Word of the Day, was it a success? The i am rectangular guy was held up by armed rebels in Africa Bryan & Astrid’s ill fated trip to Paris Shoutout to Stacy from Travelocity While Bryan & Astrid loved Paris, Producer Christina feels the need to provide some balance, as she refers to Paris as Ass Paris, because she thinks Paris is ass. Bryan tells us a horrifying travel story Nutella crepes LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Think about me no matter how bad the situation is I'm a crack a little joke and you

0:04.7

feel me because we're depressed I did.

0:07.0

On this episode of the commercial break and I get on the phone with Travelocity.

0:16.4

I call their phone with and so I oh yeah I just book something on Travelocity the other day.

0:21.8

I hope I can pay for it but I just book something on Travelocity the other day. I hope I can pay for it, but I just book something on Travelocity.

0:27.0

You don't have to pay until you check in.

0:29.0

Great, perfect.

0:30.0

Great, perfect.

0:31.0

Can I pay after I check out? Like a couple days after. I need a couple days to pay you back. It's all good. Don't worry about it. I'm good for it. You can use this credit card number, but don't try it right now.

0:41.0

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:47.0

Oh yeah, Captain Kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the wife of Jizzy Jazz Jeff

0:58.3

Kristen Joy Odely, best to you, Chrisy.

1:00.3

Bazzie Ryan.

1:01.5

Best to you, all you jizzle drizzle fans out there.

1:05.4

Welcome back to the commercial break of your intrepid host Brian Green.

1:10.4

This is my intrepid co-host, pragmatic.

1:14.4

Son of a father.

1:15.4

I'm the son of a father, the brother of a brother.

1:22.4

The bastard. son of a father, the brother of a brother, the bastard of a mother. I am Brian Green. I'm here.

1:27.3

Yes you are. I'm there, I'm everywhere. I'm here. All right, we're gonna do it.

1:32.4

Another episode here. Back in the

1:34.6

TCB studios live from somewhere north of Atlanta. You guess, you guess. Don't

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