Give Better Blowjobs (and Enjoy Them!)

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.6 • 29.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

It's our 4-year anniversary episode and a long-awaited topic: BLOWJOBS! We're covering it all from tips and tricks to visualization techniques to spitting/swallowing, and we're reframing the whole experience in terms of "blowjobs" vs. "sucking dick" (which may lessen the anxiety for anyone with a blowbia). Before we dive into dick, we answer burning listener questions and spill a little tea, recap our Miami trip, and review a few recent shows we loved. Hope you enjoy!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I will suck a dick in any position, any mode of transportation.
0:04.9	I'll do it all.
0:06.0	You can't sit on my face.
0:08.6	Hahaha.
0:10.6	Hahaha.
0:15.6	Hi guys.
0:18.8	Hi guys.
0:19.8	Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat.
0:28.4	We're going to have a happy Valentine's Day little angel on it.
0:33.7	It's Valentine's Day.
0:34.7	And our anniversary, so many holidays to celebrate today.
0:37.4	It's a lot going on so much.
0:39.0	Oh my god.
0:40.0	It's a blowjob episode.
0:41.6	It's a long time coming, if you will.
0:45.4	I want to talk about coming.
0:47.0	Swallow spit.
0:48.0	Whatever.
0:49.0	Lots of sports of thought.
0:50.0	I'm so sick of school's of thought.
0:53.2	We just had our DC shows this past weekend.
0:55.9	I'm sure they're amazing.
	...

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