Hello and welcome to the J-Jay

Train Podcasts. This is J-Train Jared Freed coming to you live from Harlem, New York City. We're here every Tuesday and Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions. I say it every episode.

I'm going to say it again because it feels like it's you know that we're doing just a warning. This is another solo episode. It's a loan cast.

Turn down those lights, dim the lights, light a candle, make it sexy because it's just you and the wizard of haaz for an hour baby. Just pop a J-T whispering sweet nothings into your ear.

The sultan of swipes, the prince of promos, the conalinga czar. That's right. Just you and me feathering each other's nuts. So just imagine you and I are next to each other completely naked. I'm tickling your nuts, your tickling my nuts and it's a full hour of that.

So I just want to thank you guys for listening and getting involved with this podcast. This one as well as you up. I love doing them both. We just got done with the southeast swing of the tour. All of the shows were fantastic. I had a, I love my children equally in different ways. And Miami Orlando Atlanta and Nashville. I love you all a little bit differently but equally.

Because all of the shows had their own fun intricacies and we're going to put them out as bonus episodes. Hopefully you know fingers crossed the sound is okay. That's always the listen. You know I get DMs sometimes about the sound from the live shows. That's always a little bit of a feedback.

We're trying to get it right anytime you move the studio. It's an issue. So I mean much like the reason today's an alone show sometimes things just kind of work out the way they do and it happened to be that I got back on a Monday and we're guestless and you know Friday's episode I got so much strong feedback. And you know what I got strong feedback from one pump chump people really liked that segment. So guess what?

You're getting it again. And as my dad always says you can never repeat. So hopefully this time he's wrong. I'd like to repeat it and do it even better than last time. So we're going to do one pump chump at the end. Those are short questions taken from Instagram. We'll do it the last 10 to 15 minutes. I think probably 15 minutes because it was such a success.

We're going to get a lot more questions. I'm not even looking at my phone. I did it. I turned my phone over. I said I'll come back to you when we're ready. So want to thank everyone who came to live shows want to encourage you to send your emails. J train podcast at jima.com J train podcast at jima.com. We will have a guest on Friday. It'll be you know Shelby will be here that wacky shell. He'll be back. Play a little ding that bell. Shelby. He's out there somewhere.

Okay. So I'm going to do just I'm going to get through a bunch of emails today. Announcements wise. Let me just get a few things off my chest.

First it's a thank you for listening. Now it's tele friend tele friend tele friend. Now it's if you're in the Northeast Philly DC Boston, New York. We've done live you a podcast before in your area except for Boston. We actually have never done a live you up in Boston.

And that one's already selling really well. So Boston in New York. It's going to be over 1000 people. I'd love to sell those shows out. So if you haven't got those tickets, get them now. We're expecting very special guests for all the cities.

For the southeast, you know, swing. We had guests in three out of the four, which was great. Sometimes it works out sometimes it doesn't we're hoping for the Northeast. It does. So get the crew together. It's a fun show for everybody.

It's November. Go to my website Jared free.com Jared free.com. It's going to be November.

Fifth through eighth. So it's the Northeast leg Boston DC Philly and New York City. That's a town hall. That's going to be unbelievable. So get involved with that.

Other announcements. Always a mama bear my debut stand up album, which I you know, I always lumped everything together. I always thought of comedy is just being comedy.

It's amazing. The feedback on the stand up album and how much people didn't realize, you know, that I kind of did this and did this well in my, you know, humble opinion.

All right. Try to do it well. So it's been very nice. It debuted number three on the billboard charts. Oh my, I'm listening. I don't know what to say. I feel like I'm giving a speech at the Emmys.

What do I even say? I cough a flim cough. That's what I say. I want to thank you. Thank you guys so much. That getting the number three on the billboard charts does it.

That's not like a post I see from a lot of comics. That's unbelievable. Unbelievable. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. If you haven't listened, I want you to go check it out.

I'm going to stream it anywhere you do music. You can find a comedy album. So go to the search tab. Search my name Jared Fried. That's who you're listening to. That's every Tuesday and Friday of the J train podcast Jared Fried.com. That's where you find all my dates and then you search Jared Fried.

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