Girthmasterr: The Internet’s Thickest Thirst Trap

Holly Randall Unfiltered

Holly Randall

Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

You’ve seen him on your FYP. You’ve whispered his name in the group chat. When your nickname sounds like something from a vineyard, you know you’re serving vintage appeal. Girthmasterr (yes, that’s what he goes by and yes, he lives up to it) joins us to talk awkward school showers, TikTok thirst traps, and how he went from Tumblr tease to the internet’s “gifted” boyfriend. We get into his $40K to $80K months on OnlyFans, thirst DMs that double as collab pitches, and his holy trinity for adult content: clean sheets, great lighting, and zero weird vibes. Oh—and a fan made him sketchbook art that was actually kind of sweet. He’s now the face of a literal seasoning campaign called “DTF: Down To Flavour” and just swept the AVN and Pornhub Awards like a 6'6" trophy husband who knew exactly where the spotlight was. Craving more? Get the uncut version (you know you want it), plus a spicy bonus Q&A with Girthmasterr and all the extra perks we can’t show on here, only on Patreon. ________________________________________________________ Need a little chew and do? BlueChew brings you the same magic as Viagra and Cialis—but in a chewable, no-awkward-pharmacy-trip kinda way. Try it FREE (yep, free), just cover $5 shipping with code HOLLY at bluechew.com. Go get it, tiger. Wanna feel like a VIP without actually trying? Hit up linktr.ee/HollyAds for exclusive deals, spicy discounts, and treats that’ll make your wallet (and you) feel very taken care of. ________________________________________________________ Want the juicy stuff before everyone else? Come play backstage on my Patreon—live interviews, early drops, and all the unfiltered chaos we can’t put on the main feed. Get in on it at patreon.com/hollyrandallunfiltered.

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.1	For more from our sex podcast collective, is the Internet's boyfriend. He is a 6-foot-6-inch avian award-winning Australian performer who's notorious for the
0:40.8	wine bottle in his pants. Welcome, the one and only girthmaster. Thanks for having me. I'm excited to
0:47.4	be here. You're so welcome. So his name is also Ben, which I'm going to, can I call you Ben?
0:53.0	Yeah, sure. Right? You don't want me to call you Gerthmaster the entire time, right?
0:57.2	You can call me whatever you want.
0:58.3	Okay.
1:00.7	So, Ben, let's start at the beginning.
1:04.0	How did you get started in the adult industry?
1:06.2	So I've always been like a bit of an online exhibitionist, like posting pictures of my dick for attention on the internet all over the place.
1:13.3	And like, I mean, since I was a teenager on Tumblr, you know what I mean?
1:17.2	I'd post dick pics there.
1:19.1	They'd go a little viral, so I just like love the attention.
1:21.8	So we actually, let's go back a little bit.
1:24.0	When did you realize that you had a large penis?
1:27.4	In high school, in the
1:29.1	showers at school camp. Okay. I mean, a few of the boys were in there. They saw my dick and like,
1:34.8	it was like, you know, semi-hard at the time. And they ran out, screamed to everyone, like,
1:40.1	get in here. Like half the grade was in the showers looking at my dick. Really? Yeah. So I was like, noted around the school for it.
1:47.3	How did that feel? It was weird. Because also, like, I didn't know how big it was relative to other
1:51.4	dicks because I hadn't seen any. Right. So I thought, like, you know, there's a guy in the grade
1:55.1	above me. His nickname was racehorse. And, like, surely he's bigger than mine. It's like three coat cans or something. Yeah.
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