Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

2025 Grammy Award Nominations (23:48) Taylor Swift politely scolds security guard who screamed at photographers as she arrived at Chiefs game (Page Six) (43:39) Leonardo DiCaprio celebrates star-studded 50th birthday (Page Six) (48:19) Dave Portnoy labels Brianna Chickenfry's ex Zach Bryn 'Country Diddy' in another 'lethal' diss track (Page Six) (56:35) Yellowstone Recap (1:04:02) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean In The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:03.8	Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday.
0:06.0	Like this fucking sucks.
0:07.4	Let's just acknowledge it.
0:08.6	Like it's Monday.
0:09.7	We worked so hard last week.
0:11.2	Literally for what?
0:12.1	Just to be back here again.
0:15.4	I hadn't had that thought process this morning.
0:19.0	I feel like it's a very fair Monday as far as Mondays goes.
0:22.1	And we are so close to like Thanksgiving holiday season.
0:26.0	I feel like you and I are just like truly at different parts of our cycle based on like our perspective.
0:30.6	Like it's Monday.
0:31.5	This blows.
0:32.6	No, I'm at a pretty feral part.
0:34.7	But I actually, but I'm not taking it out on the day of the week.
0:37.7	I'm just taking out of my husband.
0:39.5	But on Friday I was so, you know, accomplished.
0:43.5	And I was like, yay, it's the weekend.
0:45.7	And it just kind of like flew fucking by.
0:48.0	I'm back where I started.
0:49.3	And what do I have to show for it?
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