Every supermarket has a premium range, but there's only one number one from Waitrose,

with products like the number one Wagyu Topside seasoned roasting joint, naturally marbled and meltingly tender.

Or the number one sticky cinnamon bun pudding?

Buttery, rich and perfectly spiced.

And the number one smoked silver fox cheddar, 18-month matured, oaky and creamy.

Food worth getting the fancy plates out for.

Waitrose.

The home of food lovers.

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Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega church.

We are here.

Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Hi, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

where every single week we're giving our Mega Church a tiny family feel.

I love to introduce you to members of our church staff and people from our community and I always find it to be a treat and a treasure.

And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Gray Haz. Put your hands in the air because

Jesus don't care, Hallie. How are you? So blessed and so excited because, well, just like the Bible

tells us that God is the lover of our souls, our guest today is a lover of God and going to help point all of our, well, those of us of the feminine persuasion, going to point us toward him. Welcome to the program, Yela Alvarez. How you doing today, Yela?

Oh, I am grateful to be here, you know.

Well, I guess I'm not there, but, you know, here in a way.

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