Girls - Hostage Situation
Shortcomings
Shortcomings
4.5 • 837 Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Happy Holidays, Happy Holidays - we're back to cover a doozy of an episode, but before that we discuss the new trailer for Melania and Sam's continued journey with those Wives that are Sisters. And then we get into it all - Hannah's success, Desi's descent, Jamba Jeans, and the Skywalker of it all. And in a Shortcomings first, we get somebody on the line...
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, everyone. Welcome to Shurcomings, a girls recap podcast. I'm your host, Samantha Bush. And as always, I'm joined by Chris Lewis. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. How are you today? I'm good. I slept great. I didn't. |
| 0:24.6 | Really? I haven't in weeks. Weeks? Weeks. Chris. Chris. I know. How do we fix that? I don't know. Well, I do |
| 0:34.1 | know how to fix it and I know that that solution is, we're looking a few months out. |
| 0:39.6 | So we're going to, okay, so you're not going to be sleeping for months. |
| 0:42.9 | Seems it. |
| 0:44.9 | Great. |
| 0:45.9 | And I've stopped napping in the middle of the day in an effort to, like... |
| 0:49.7 | Try to get tired at night. |
| 0:51.4 | And it ain't coming. |
| 0:53.1 | So now it's just, I'm dragging. |
| 0:56.8 | You know, people are going to love reliant on caffeine in a way that would shock. |
| 1:01.0 | And people are going to be like, well, maybe that's why you ain't sleeping, buddy. |
| 1:04.9 | But it's like you're in a cycle of like, you need it to get easy. |
| 1:07.9 | What do you want for me to be a ghost? |
| 1:09.6 | And like, I can't, I have to function and be like a polite member of society. |
| 1:15.2 | And speaking a polite member of society, have you seen that Melania trailer? |
| 1:23.3 | Of course. |
| 1:24.5 | What the faux succession is going on? |
| 1:27.7 | What the fuck is that? |
| 1:29.4 | Like, this is the first lady of the United States. |
| 1:32.6 | She got paid like 40 mil for that. |
| 1:34.9 | By whom? |
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