Hello you and welcome to the very first episode of The High Low. Bloody hell, it's good to be here finally.

Land sakes a gossian, we're so excited to bring this to you.

Yes, as Dolly says, holy crap, it's been a lot of work.

For those of you that assume we have been fiddling with our nail fungus.

Thank you for all those emails by the way we love those.

Telling us we've been really idle.

Rather than creating a brand new podcast, we will have you know that we have been brainstorming our new name.

We've gone through some very interesting ones on Root Dua.

Yes, I can't remember those, but there were some zeitgeist and dolls made in appearance again.

That was back on the list.

There's a lot of blonds on blonde, blonde, babes, blonde, fun.

All quite a standard porny.

Babes station also a bit like an 80s pop duo to a band of those.

So we've been creating a new podcast with a new name, Shumjujee, new artwork with the help of Ever Salvi,

Natalia Bagnaiska and Fash Giff.

We have commissioned a Jazzy Jingle from the super talented Lauren Benster.

And it is Jazzy.

It is Jazzy.

It's very high low.

And we've hooked up with a super cool new producer, Charlie.

We miss you Dave and we hope traveling the world with your fiance is super fun.

But we're devoted to Charlie now.

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