What is up, my friend?

Welcome back.

I missed you and your sexy booty cheeks.

Welcome back to the show.

Listen, I'm in a little funk today.

I'm in a little funky funk.

So I made this episode for you, but also for me, because we're just having a giggly girl chat. We're just chatting it up, giggling it up, having a little giggly fest while our titties are out, flopping around, having some CBD gummies, drinking some organic wine, and we're just having a good time.

That's what I'm craving right now. Is that what you're craving? Let's just have an epic freaking time together. And also, if you're too mature for this episode, take a one way ticket back to Lozareville, okay? Because the rest of us,

we're going to be here giggling our titties off. All right. This isn't a serious inspirational episode.

Okay. This isn't Tony Robbins. We're not unleashing your power within. Okay. In today's episode, we're actually

unleashing your butthole within because one, you're probably, hopefully going to be peeing

your pants laughing during this. Number two, I'm exposing your embarrassing dating poop

stories. And also, uh, I think I have a parasite.

So I'm not feeling too hot today, but the show goes on.

The show goes on.

Dude, I literally don't know if I have a worm inside of me or I'm pregnant.

I was up at 2 a.m. last night.

I've got swoob. I've got swas.

I've got swigina. I have anxiety where you're anxious and you're hungry.

So I decide to go to Dr. Google and I'm like, hey, do I have a parasite or am I pregnant?

What is going on? Either way, I have a parasite or am I pregnant? What is going on?

Either way, I have something growing inside of me.

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