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Now, today's first story comes from Spiritual Grocery 641 from the Am I the asshole here subreddit.

And it says, am I the asshole here for buying my friend vanilla shampoo?

A curious title, indeed.

It starts off.

My girlfriend uses a few different types of shampoo and alternates between them.

One of them, a vanilla scented one, is my favorite.

She asked me to pick some things up for her at the store.

On my way to check out, I saw the vanilla shampoo and grabbed that too. When I got back to her apartment,

she started putting away the things I bought. She was confused by the shampoo and asked me why I got

it. I said that I saw it and know that she uses that kind and grabbed it for her. She said

she wasn't running low on shampoo. I said I know, but it doesn't expire and that one is my favorite.

I teasingly said that she should use it if she's planning to wash her hair tonight.

She asked what I meant by it being my favorite.

I said I like the way it makes her hair smell, like cookies.

She looked a little weirded out.

I asked her if she was okay. She said it was weird that I sexualized her shampoo. I said smelling nice is sexy. I asked if she thinks I'm

sexier when I use nice smelling soaps and deodorants. She said not really, as long as I don't

actively smell bad. I said maybe it's different for everyone. She said, not really, as long as I don't actively smell bad. I said maybe it's different for

everyone. She said, honestly, it bothered her that something as mundane a shampoo was sexual to me.

She asked me if someone else smelled like vanilla, would I be attracted to them? I said no,

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