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Now today's first story comes from Material Tau 8051 from the

Am I Wrong subreddit and says, ex-girlfriend who broke up with me because I won't have a tattoo of

her name wants to reconcile after two years. Am I wrong for telling her to fuck off? We dated for two years.

She loved tattoos and maybe had six tattoos when we were dating.

To be honest, I never liked tattoos, but I don't judge people for having it.

Once we had an argument on the topic that she had a tattoo right over a vagina written as

James's property.

James is my surname.

She said she had this done for me.

I appreciated her, but I also told her it wasn't necessary.

That's wild.

I told her that she doesn't need to show her love by marking her body.

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