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Hey everybody, welcome to Girl on Guy.

221 welcome to the show. It's December. It's the holidays. Happy holidays to you.

Whatever holiday that you celebrate, Christmas, Festivus for the rest of us. I don't know,

Solstice, or maybe you're just opting out of the whole commercial bullshit and you're sitting in your house drinking

hot beverages, binging Netflix, and generally rejecting the oppressive onslaught of

this completely manufactured time of year. Huh? Okay, yeah, I'm a scrooge.

Welcome, look. I hope you're having a good time no matter what you're doing. I hope you're

taking some time for yourself with this time of year. I think it's an important thing to do

at the end of the year, the end of the calendar year anyway, to take some time to rest and reflect

and look back at your life and look forward at what you want and take it easy on yourself.

Because I think the holidays are a time when we tend to beat up on ourself quite a bit. I'm not

good enough. My house isn't fancy enough. The street isn't tall enough. I can't afford all the

shit my kids are asking me for. Just let yourself off the hook and try to spend time with the people

that you care about. Try to get some extra rest. Eat whatever the fuck you want. There's always

time to go on a diet next year. Enjoy yourself. Don't do that. Don't do that thing where you say you're

going to lose weight over the holidays. You're not going to lose weight over the holidays.

You're going to eat all the stuff you want. You're going to be disgusting. You're going to have

chocolate for breakfast. You're going to eat cake the morning of Christmas morning. You are going

to reject all previously. I'd hear two rules and you're going to have an awesome time and you can

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