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This is Girl on Guy.

Hey, everybody, this is Girl on Guy, 197.

Welcome to the show. Welcome to season five. We had a rocky start. But you know what? Sometimes the rockiest beginnings lead to the most velvet of endings.

Unless you're talking about masturbation. No, I think that even applies to masturbation.

Actually, I would say that applies especially to masturbation. Hey, this is not a family show, if you haven't already

divined that, but it is Girl and Guy 197, and I am so happy to be here with you. I've

already explained to you that this is such a crazy time for me, and I'm not complaining. I'm

just sharing with you guys that things are good, but buried deep in that goodness is a substantial

amount of conflict and

anxiety as to how I'm going to get everything done. So I'm just asking you guys to be patient

with me this season as I am very much hoping to do everything, as I'm always hoping to do.

I'm eternally optimistic. I think we did a story once on the talk about how people who are late

are inherently optimistic, that people who are

tardy are not being rude or dismissive, they just believe that they can get more done in a smaller

slice of time than is actually humanly, physically possible on this time space continuum. So that is me.

I believe that I can do 18 things in the space of time that might be allocated in most normal people's lives for one or two.

And I am more effective than many people, but I am not a magician as much as I strain and wave my

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