Whether thou art a ghost that have come from the earth, or a Phantom of Night,

or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul,

whatever thou be, until thou art from the land, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arrow.

Into our house enter thou not, through our fence,

Break through thou not, we are protected, though we may be frightened.

Our life you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death, Craves, Peavers, Robertson, Annabels, and Lindsay.

Oh!

Welcome on what you knew to the show today.

Oh, I thought you were like, and there's a new tier of Patreon.

It's the Lindsay tier, everyone can be a Lindsay.

No, I just extended a welcome to you.

Damn it, I just got so excited, that I was going to be so spent all.

You're still special.

Well, you know what I mean.

I'm Dan, this is Lindsay.

Hello.

And we have a fun show for you today.

Well, fun, asterisk.

To find fun.

I'm very excited about, I'll tell you in a second about the previous, but we have a couple

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