Welcome to the high and low podcast. This is your host Bravo Bravo, Bravo, Ducking Bravo. I was away for a minute. I did a pod on Friday. I did a double pod with Sarah Galley Friday night. Then I stayed up late doing the Friday night TikTok drop. Then I woke up and I went to a bridal shower that was very far away. I was in traffic

for two and a half hours, went to the wedding shower. It was great. I gave every drop of personality

I had, came back and I passed out and I didn't speak for two days. But don't you worry because

even in my silence, I was still keeping track of everything. I saw it all going down.

I was keeping track of Orange County.

I did watch all the episodes.

I talked about them with Galley.

I'm just going to do a very quick synopsis here.

And so I'll do a summary of it,

but I'm not going to do the play-by-play

because I feel like that ship has sailed.

What I will talk about at length

is the fact that Johnny Douchebags Jansen is now engaged to Alexias.

Now, raise your hand if you were surprised by this.

I see nobody's raising their hands.

We all knew that this was coming.

She had her promised ring that she was running around showing to people.

Her entire persona on the show is defending this man. To me, she is nothing more than a vessel, a vehicle for his disdain for Shannon.

It makes perfect sense that he would also propose to her. They've barely been dating for a year.

It's been nine months since they met.

Of course he is going to propose when they are going through the show right before they film

the reunion. Nothing says true love. Like, let me get every drop of petty that I can out of this relationship.

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