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Coming up in about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is my wet and wild older man.

It is not what you think.

They got an oil.

That's not what you think.

My bad.

We'll get into it in just a bit, though, because right now it is time for the nephew to, uh, and today's prank of the day. Okay, but, Carla, when you hear wet and wild, what you think of? Lipstick. Oh. Oh. Okay. All right. I'm the only one thinking something else when I hit wet and wild. No, you're not the only one. Okay. Thank you. Be quiet, Jr. I'm just living in the name. The only one. I know I wasn't the only one. Me and Junior got some nice little get-ups we're fin to get to, boy, y'all. That's wet and wild right there. What? You sent me that's a little, this little short set, we've been to jam. Boy, what? That's sexy. All right, chop, chop. Let's get to it. This right here, this is a, this one that hits home. Everybody got everybody everybody everybody's had someone with this issue, but you never tell them that they have this issue.

Gingeritis is the prank, ladies and gentlemen.

Gingeritis.

All up in their mouth. All up in their gum, that lower gum.

Yes.

A lot of people don't know that got to get clean below the gums. Okay, below lower gum. Yes. A lot of people don't know they've got to get clean below the

gums. Okay, below. Yes. Get that. All right, let's go, cat dog. Ginger Viters. Hello. I'm

trying to read Calvin, Kelvin Davis. Yeah, this is Calvin. Who am I speaking with? How you doing, Kelvin? Let me make sure I got the right, Kelvin. Kelvin, you, at the job, you work on the fourth floor, right? Yeah, I work on the fourth floor. Are you in the cubicle next to Randy? Yeah, matter of fact, I am. But who am I speaking with? Well, I'm not at liberty to

give my name right now, but I'm bringing some news from the job that I think you might want to,

you know, this is some news I think that you would probably want to know. And I'm just, let's just

say I'm an employee from another floor and I got, I got wind of what was going on on the fourth floor

and I wanted to you know I wanted to I wanted to bring it to your attention because I think

on your floor nobody's bringing this to your attention you know okay so let me get this straight

you can't tell me your name but you work on a floor below me.

Do you know me?

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