I'm in the day just got away from me.

What's up my giggler's in a garage?

I don't hate it because the first G word that came to my mind was gargantuan.

Are you pregnant or you just gargantuan?

You know what? That is the second person that's asked me.

That was me.

So when I said you were pregnant and it wasn't me?

This is what it was. I went to my college.

Oh yeah we never talked about that.

I spoke at my college.

About what? Who knows?

I met a bunch of college kids and we were like chatting and then they put me up on a stage

and there was like a professor like asking me questions. I'll lie my ass off.

I didn't lie but like I definitely fluffed some answers and like tried to sound more adult.

But anyway so like our local, I also went to like a very local college in my town.

So like our local newspaper wrote up like oh pages of a went to St. Rose and there was just like one picture of me.

And my brother took a picture of the picture texted it to me and said you look glowing.

New text message. Are you pregnant?

Like he thought.

He literally.

Hannah, no he literally thought I was pregnant and hiding it from my mom and like was scared to tell anyone.

And I was like I'm 30 years old.

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