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🗓️ 7 March 2023
⏱️ 48 minutes
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0:00.0 | What is up my giggle sluggers like gold sluggers? That was stupid. That was so dumb. |
0:23.9 | Are all the giggle sluggers just Russian now? I mean the giggle sluggers can drink. We've seen you at the last show. Yeah, no we have seen them. I mean I've gotten 27,000. Yeah, wait. I'm not allowed to send DMs for 18 hours. |
0:36.0 | Wait, what is your deal? |
0:40.0 | Who are you harassing over DMs? I literally have no idea. I woke up in the middle of the night. Not the middle of the night. I woke up at like 6 a.m. |
0:48.8 | 6 p.m. 6 a.m. this morning and I went into my DMs and I tried to DM one of my girlfriends back and it was like you can send DMs in 21 hours and I was like wait, what? Did someone report a DM you said? |
1:05.8 | I think I sent. Did you call your puppy ugly or fat in a DM? No, but someone did DM me recently and I DMed her back and she was like oh my god, hand a never. |
1:17.9 | And as you never respond and I just DMed her back she's a lying bitch. You believe me got you cancel it on Instagram. |
1:27.6 | I think because then I was thinking I was like what else have I said that's like crazy? Like did I say anything like really sexual or did I like did I send a video or a meme or something that they've got taken off? |
1:38.8 | If you're calling your best friend a lying bitch can't you should not get canceled. No, I don't want to say context. |
1:45.2 | The AI doesn't understand context. Do you have any message? I'm gonna be like hey, it's a lying bitch. I totally deserve that. |
1:50.7 | And then I was like oh my god. Did that giggler report it because she thought like I was speaking. |
1:55.8 | But then I could never find her Instagram again, but I'm pretty sure I did say like ha ha. |
2:01.7 | Instagram's like it's not funny. Don't say ha ha. Don't say lol. Don't say lm a o r o f l. Yeah, like so any who's on band. |
2:11.8 | So that's why you haven't been responding to me. But yeah, then I don't know if people can see that like I see it and like I want to respond. |
2:21.9 | You know I do. No, you don't. But I feel like if you see it you respond. Yeah, no. If I see it I respond. |
2:29.4 | Okay, so you've been doing questionable things on Instagram. God knows what I've been um do you know the best friends podcast BFFs? |
2:37.9 | Yes, with your with Josh Richards. You love Josh Richards. I think he's so cute. So I didn't really know who he was, but I did a man on the street making fun of um |
2:46.2 | Dave Portnoy. Yeah. Where I had all these like female comics. Yeah. Who do you think this guy is? And it was hilarious. And nobody knew who Dave was. |
2:53.2 | They some of them knew, but they also were like they called him Captain Crunch. That was really funny. They called him crocodile hunter. |
3:00.3 | Like yeah, it was it was pretty good. If I didn't know who Dave Portnoy was, I would probably say that he like years ago used to be like a really good golfer. But |
3:12.8 | he was a golfer. Yeah, like something because like people want to listen to him about sports. Like I wouldn't know. Yeah, I get that. |
3:20.9 | And then he looks like a country singer. Yeah, he does. He looks like a famous person's brother. |
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