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Giggly Squad

Giggling about poo poo heads, squirting, and anti-self help

Giggly Squad

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Comedy

4.812.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0

What's up my glacial gigglers? You're so freaking cool. Um, okay, okay. Yeah, that wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. I liked it.

0:24.4

Why do I feel like we haven't recorded in years? No, I feel like we haven't done gigglies squad in so long. Would we do last week?

0:30.5

We were like blackout on tour. Where'd we record? San Diego? No. We, I literally don't remember the last episode of gigglies squad.

0:40.8

We were not there mentally or physically. I think I should go see a doctor. I feel like I know I'm not kidding. I actually feel like I have PTSD.

0:49.6

All of those things plus like early onset dementia. What's your name again? What is my name again? The other day, no, this is actually really crazy. I legitimately forgot my address.

1:02.5

Were you under a pressure situation? I was on my shopping. I was like, yo, what the fuck is my zip code? And I had to google my address.

1:11.4

I was having like a real. No, I don't know what was going on. Maybe you're like blocking so many things out that sometimes your brain's accidentally blocking out the important things.

1:22.1

See, I'll crack under pressure. If I'm getting ID'd and someone's like, what's your address? I'm like, I don't know. Wait, what do you have if you don't have a driver's license? You just have like an identification card.

1:31.5

But I have an identification card. Oh, thanks for bringing that up. That's like the one thing my dad still isn't proud of me about.

1:41.7

He's like, did you get a break driver's license yet? You're going to grow up and I'm like, you don't really need one though. You're a true New Yorker.

1:48.8

Look, it's bad for my brand to get driver's license. I wouldn't, I'm going to be honest. I don't care when you get it if you ever get it.

1:57.1

I'll never get in the car with you driving anyway. So it doesn't really even matter. That's what I said.

2:02.5

Like if there's a car and someone has to drive, my first thought certainly is not you.

2:10.4

Like I could literally have no legs and I'd be like, I'll drive.

2:15.5

I'll use a pole. What is because my ADHD? No, you've never, you don't drive. Yeah, like you think if you don't start when you're young, it's kind of like never going on.

2:25.0

Like skiing. Like you'll never be able to go on the L.I.E.

2:29.4

You might be able to drive like down side streets. We're never going on a black diamond. We enjoy agreeing.

2:36.2

This is the ski box. Just the kids you guys forgot. I don't care if it got sunny out.

2:40.4

Also, I walked in and paged that she loved my hair, which she never compliments my hair.

2:45.7

And it's so funny because I woke up and my hair because I showered last night and my hair was just like weirdly curly.

2:52.0

Yeah, and it looked so pretty long and I was like, wait, she's perfect.

2:55.8

You're giving it. I'm literally woke up like this.

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