I wanted to say what you said before we started recording which was so funny when we both show up on Zoom and makeup we know that we're tired.

We went to hard. We're both wearing makeup but yeah we did too much that day. We both when we wear makeup look like we're trapped in a body we don't want to be in.

There's nothing I want more than to literally scratch my whole, all my fingers down my face.

And then just like puts what pants on like there's nothing I want more.

But I'm so bad at makeup that like four hours into the day normally my makeup just comes off because I'm so greasy but that's besides the point.

Wait hold on before I say this I have a story. So I had to go to Mexico for a wedding and my mom obviously like was so mad about it and was trying like sending me all these like travel advisories and was like please don't go please please cancel this trip and I was like mom I'm I have to go to the spotting whatever.

It wasn't a question of like if I was going to get abducted it was like you're going to get abducted so like what are you going to do in that moment. So she's got me so fucking scared so we get out we get out of the airport and we meet our driver who Craig had like hired.

I don't know from like the hotel or whatever to come pick us up. I'm standing there this girl it's me Craig in the driver.

This girl comes up to me and she goes oh I just want to say like I'm such a fan of Giggly squad like oh my god I love you and we just like have a small combo but I'm trying to like make sure that this girl isn't talking very loudly because I didn't want the driver to hear.

Right as she walks away the driver goes fan of what like why did that girl just say that she was a fan of you.

And so in my head I was like oh my god if they're going to steal someone they're literally going to steal the small five four woman who is only in almonds on the plane and hold them for ransom who like is famous in the United States like they're taking me exposure to

the agency and millennial women on the market. They're going to literally post my ransom on TikTok and like do a dance. And so in my head I say so then I say to the driver I go oh I don't know what you're talking about like I just have this like really small niche podcast

a very small corner of the internet just a very coincidence that I'm seeing someone Craig try to find the fucking and go because he's proud of you.

Oh yeah actually like she has a podcast and like she just like so everybody loves it and we actually do like entertainment stuff in the United States and I look at him and I was like are you setting me up to actually be abducted.

Like but we're broke we haven't saved any money. We have a very physically irresponsible. My family hates me they'll never pay for me to come back to law's cops.

I have no family. The other thing okay I got super high last the other week the other day whatever it was and I was looking at like a merch in spell like for us.

You know how we always say niche like this is a niche podcast on like a small niche corner of the internet so anyway I like told this story like a million times and everybody was like laughing at like the word niche like they'd never heard it before they're like oh my god so funny like niche podcast whenever I say any joke that no one laughs that I go sorry that was really.

Super super niche and then I was looking then like later that night whatever I'm looking for like merch in spell and like how we can do like new collections whatever.

Why have we not made a sweatshirt that says niche is a place in France.

We have to make it like we have to make it immediately niche is the list so neat also the name of your next book like when you write a book yeah niche I think it's like fashion I'm obsessed okay we have to do that like this week.

I was so I was so proud of myself wait your genius you have to work for months now you could get kidnapped and by the time you come back you'll be fine.

Wait that is so funny because you saw what I posted about my mom she sent me on your time's article it says like Joe manicures are unsafe my dad and I posted it I said why are moms like this everyone was like my mom sent that to me my mom.

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