Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. Suck

Giggler.

Gary, fixture Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed.

H. Higgles. I mean the day just got away from me.

What's up the glue that keeps my life together gigglers?

Wow, what? That's my favorite one in a while.

That just came to me.

I don't know what happened.

I blacked out.

You're a woman in Stum.

So where are you? I'm in Delaware and let me tell you each time I come

to Delaware I discover something new and I was quizzing everyone last night and I was naming stores and then I would make them tell me how far away it is.

So like their nearest target, 30 minutes away.

See that gives me a panic attack.

That's a mentee bee waiting to happen.

I woke up so anxious this morning and so I was up at like 6 a.m.

And I was like I'm just gonna order my Starbucks and so then I at like 6 a.m. and I was like I'm just going to order my Starbucks and

so then I'll like run downstairs and get it and then I don't have to worry about like

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