Giggling about how we really feel about psychics, cocaine, and tripping on ayahuasca
Giggly Squad
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4.6 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2021
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's up Giggle Schleisters? We have made it another week. Really all you can ask for. |
| 0:22.7 | Keep smiling, keep shining. Wait, what's up from? I mean it's not from ViseMaze but yeah. |
| 0:32.7 | Everything comes back to Bridesmaid. No it really does. A lot of things that I say in my lifetime |
| 0:39.6 | or like in normal conversation. I'm like that's from a movie for sure and I stole it and like |
| 0:44.6 | took it as my own joke. And 90% it was Bridesmaid's. Yeah. I do want to say there's a lot of change happening |
| 0:50.6 | on Giggle Squad. First of all, page your mom. Oh my god it's so stressful. Okay. So I have one, two, three, four. |
| 1:06.6 | I have like, yeah, four. I have four plants in my apartment. Why did I ever think I could get a dog or a cat? |
| 1:17.0 | Because I can't. Okay. Questions. Are they succulents or like basil? I have a palm tree. I have a lemon tree. |
| 1:28.3 | I have this huge like orchid that's like four orchids. Orcids are fucking. I feel like if I was a flower |
| 1:37.6 | I would be an orchid because they're beautiful. They're beautiful and a pain in my fucking ass. |
| 1:43.6 | They're so fickle and like you have you can only water them with ice cubes. It's like what the fuck do you think you are? |
| 1:52.3 | Orcid ice cube? Yes. They're like I'm a cold-hearted bitch. They're like we don't do water from a vase. You'll water us with ice cubes. |
| 2:01.8 | It's like the first of all. You can only use water. Fuck off. And then I have- |
| 2:06.2 | I have tears from fuck boys. I have a money tree which is supposed to be good luck. To manifest cash. |
| 2:15.7 | Yeah. My interior designer got one for me and she was like what is this? It's a kind of a hideous plant. |
| 2:20.6 | But she was like it's a money tree and like I read that it's supposed to be good luck to have in your apartment to like manifest fruitfulness and- |
| 2:30.2 | Are you good, bro? I feel like people turn to this stuff in their darkest times. Like yoga instructors let's be honest. |
| 2:36.0 | They're miserable. Like to become a yoga instructor it has to get really really bad. I almost became a yoga instructor once. |
| 2:42.7 | And it was my darkest time. I call you and I'm like sorry can't talk I'm charging my crystals. Then we have a problem. |
| 2:49.6 | That's when someone should do a wellness check on me. |
| 2:53.0 | Yeah. The other day. Wait the other day so it's one of my guy friends. He had like a- |
| 3:00.8 | And like grown out his beard a little bit and had like a red in it and I was like oh my god you've like a red in your beard. |
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