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Giggly Squad

Giggling about how we really feel about psychics, cocaine, and tripping on ayahuasca

Giggly Squad

hberner2@gmail.com

Comedy

4.615.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Paige and Hannah vicariously go on an ayahuasca trip that they may regret.

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0:00.0

What's up Giggle Schleisters? We have made it another week. Really all you can ask for.

0:22.7

Keep smiling, keep shining. Wait, what's up from? I mean it's not from ViseMaze but yeah.

0:32.7

Everything comes back to Bridesmaid. No it really does. A lot of things that I say in my lifetime

0:39.6

or like in normal conversation. I'm like that's from a movie for sure and I stole it and like

0:44.6

took it as my own joke. And 90% it was Bridesmaid's. Yeah. I do want to say there's a lot of change happening

0:50.6

on Giggle Squad. First of all, page your mom. Oh my god it's so stressful. Okay. So I have one, two, three, four.

1:06.6

I have like, yeah, four. I have four plants in my apartment. Why did I ever think I could get a dog or a cat?

1:17.0

Because I can't. Okay. Questions. Are they succulents or like basil? I have a palm tree. I have a lemon tree.

1:28.3

I have this huge like orchid that's like four orchids. Orcids are fucking. I feel like if I was a flower

1:37.6

I would be an orchid because they're beautiful. They're beautiful and a pain in my fucking ass.

1:43.6

They're so fickle and like you have you can only water them with ice cubes. It's like what the fuck do you think you are?

1:52.3

Orcid ice cube? Yes. They're like I'm a cold-hearted bitch. They're like we don't do water from a vase. You'll water us with ice cubes.

2:01.8

It's like the first of all. You can only use water. Fuck off. And then I have-

2:06.2

I have tears from fuck boys. I have a money tree which is supposed to be good luck. To manifest cash.

2:15.7

Yeah. My interior designer got one for me and she was like what is this? It's a kind of a hideous plant.

2:20.6

But she was like it's a money tree and like I read that it's supposed to be good luck to have in your apartment to like manifest fruitfulness and-

2:30.2

Are you good, bro? I feel like people turn to this stuff in their darkest times. Like yoga instructors let's be honest.

2:36.0

They're miserable. Like to become a yoga instructor it has to get really really bad. I almost became a yoga instructor once.

2:42.7

And it was my darkest time. I call you and I'm like sorry can't talk I'm charging my crystals. Then we have a problem.

2:49.6

That's when someone should do a wellness check on me.

2:53.0

Yeah. The other day. Wait the other day so it's one of my guy friends. He had like a-

3:00.8

And like grown out his beard a little bit and had like a red in it and I was like oh my god you've like a red in your beard.

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