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Giggly Squad

Giggling about how to manage a dating roster, texting mistakes, and dope documentaries

Giggly Squad

hberner2@gmail.com

Comedy

4.615.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2021

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Hannah has a fight with an instagram filter and Paige tries chlorophyll water.

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0:00.0

What's up guys, it's time to laugh. Just kidding, it's time to giggle. Yeah, I didn't hate that intro. Welcome back to Giggly Squad. It has been a month. Yeah, it's been a month.

0:28.0

Like also like what's what is it? Is it cold? Is it hot? Is it summer? Is it winter? What's happening? I guess that's what they call spring. Okay, also something's going on in my apartment where like the heat is on and I can't turn it off and I can't figure it out. So I've just been like my windows are open and it's so loud and it's just like, oh no. First world. Sometimes I miss my little studio. Sometimes I do. If you don't subscribe to our Patreon, you're really missing out because let me tell you

0:58.0

something. This is my makeup from last night. Is it not stunningly still on look at that winged eye line? I'm obsessed. She's still there. You actually have the most beautiful glow of hungoverness that I've ever seen. I woke up this morning and I, you know, I was on Instagram and I accidentally like swiped over and it was like my face and I was like, oh my god, she's stunning. What happened? And I just didn't. It's horrible to sleep in your makeup. But sometimes

1:27.8

you just like, oh, you have to. If the makeup's good, sleeping it so you don't have to do it the next day and you actually save time. And with that time, you could do so much during a pyramid scheme. Start a business. Do it. I have, and I have brunch after this and let me tell you something. I might not wash it. I might just add to it. Just do a little touch up. A little touch up and you're good. Yeah.

1:47.2

I had a full on fight with an Instagram filter. You did yesterday full on fight. Who wants to Rina sent me her new lip kit, Rina Beauty. Ooh. And it's really chic and black and it gives you like a lipstick, a lip gloss and a liner. So it's kind of like one up in Kylie's lip kit. We love a trio. We love a trio. I loved it. But then I wanted to post it. But I was kind of looking like crap. And I was like, hmm, let me see what filters are on.

2:17.1

There's a filter called Sasha underscore soul underscore art. We're like, I looked so cute that I was like angry. Yeah, you're like, and then I was like, this is what I really look like bitches.

2:30.6

And because it takes away your freckles, it takes away like everything. And I just wanted people to be like, look, that girl you're jealous of. She hates herself too. Yeah.

2:41.0

I kind of like you don't do filters for front page news. Do you know just OG Paris filter. Are you tempted ever like do ever look and be like, I should do. No, because I always look like crazy. This is such a good.

2:56.4

Can I talk? Oh my god. I literally just had a brain in your zone. No, I think I just had a stroke. I think I just had a stroke.

3:08.8

Guys, it's not funny. Oh my god. That was so scary. I literally my brain was like talk and my body was like, no.

3:18.4

I move too fast for your mouth. Yeah, I was just like, what? Okay, one of my girlfriends always will use this one filter.

3:27.9

Like send pictures on Instagram, whatever. And the one night we were out to dinner and she was like, let's take a picture.

3:33.9

And we did it. And I was she put the filter on and I was like, I look insane. You look like an alien. You know, like a rise or naturally big and it like makes your eyes bigger.

3:43.0

And I looked at her and I go, you know who else looks insane? You. She was like, what? It's so mean. I was like, you're so pretty though.

3:52.2

Yeah. This filter actually makes you look uglier. Like you're prettier in real life. Well, you just look like a generic filtered girl with it.

4:00.5

And also guys, you're training your brain to think that's good. We're like, you're not we're makeup for a while.

4:06.4

And then you start actually loving that natural look. Yeah. So guys, just stop with the fucking filters. I'm over it.

4:12.8

Paris is okay though. Paris, we squat, it proves Paris. I've also been drinking chlorophyll water. Is that black? Yeah.

4:20.4

Well, it's like dark green. Does it like get in your teeth? It's a dark teal.

4:25.8

If you drink too much, people say it will stain your teeth, but I was like looking it up in a lot of people will take like a shot of it.

4:35.1

And then like rinse out your mouth. Oh, or I've been like drinking a straw. It's supposed to have like a, it's supposed to like reset your insides.

4:43.0

So one girl I was reading an article and a girl was like, I haven't gotten my period in so long. And I started drinking it.

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