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Giggly Squad

Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

Giggly Squad

hberner2@gmail.com

Comedy

4.615.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Hannah has a confession and Paige has a new hyperfixation.


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0:00.0

Sup Gigglers.

0:03.6

Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

0:05.3

Manifest that shit.

0:07.1

We can't be managed.

0:12.0

I mean, the day just got away from me.

0:15.6

Hello, my groundbreaking gigglers.

0:18.3

Are we on?

0:19.4

Oh.

0:39.4

We're on. We're on. We're live. We're live. Can I just do a quick PSA? Sure. Because, you know, we like to keep it real. Yeah. On the pod. We're fucking, like, we're vulnerable on real. I just know that most people, when they stop listening to the pod, they think to themselves, Hannah's perfect. Like, that's the first thing you get for it. You're like, oh my God, Hannah is so perfect. She's aspirational yet inspirational.

0:46.0

She's a redhead yet also a brunette. How does she do it?

0:50.2

Hashtag, believe in yourself. But I just want you guys know i'm actually not perfect i failed my invisible

0:56.6

like as i had it perfect at one point and everyone was like oh you're so perfect and then i actually

1:02.3

felt like i wasn't relatable because my teeth were like really fucking straight so then this last year i've

1:07.2

i haven't done it and i think i have to do the like walk of shame where I have to go back

1:12.4

to the dentist and be like hey how are y'all doing and I have to start invis line over because

1:19.0

the bottom of my teeth look like cemetery that like is a bad cemetery I hate to kick you when you're down

1:25.1

I truly truly do no I know because you're on your ship, I just finished and I'm going to go get my permanent retainer like next week because I can't be trusted to wear it every single night. I can't either, especially with all the travel. So I'm going to get a permanent one on my bottom teeth and then I'm going to see if I'm going to do invisible from my top because I had to separate them. Are you more of an Invisaline top or bottom? I went bottom first, which I wonder what that says about me. I know. I'm a chaotic bottom. That's what someone told me. We're a messy bottom. They're a strong bottom. We are messy bottoms. We're matching. We are. Well, I do say, you guys, when you hang out the amount of time that me and you hang out and talk, you do start getting the same words. Sorry, my Instagram just gave me an alert that they are, in fact, going to send me a different toaster. Are you okay with that? I'm okay with that.

2:17.6

Is the aesthetic right? Real toast. I don't care because I'm on like a real, you know. What are you toasting? My meal right now, this is going to be disgusting. And I'm eating over and over again. Your hyper fixation meal? Tuna sandwich. Okay. You're speaking to the tuna queen. I enable that. But only homemade, not ordering tuna.

2:37.7

How much made? Okay, you're speaking to the tuna queen. I enable that. But only homemade, not ordering tuna.

2:37.6

How much mayo are you putting in it?

2:39.3

I'm moderate to, I'm heavier rather than being light.

2:44.6

Are you doing mustard?

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