Giggling about Hilaria, career advice, and getting punched in the face
Giggly Squad
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🗓️ 5 January 2021
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's time to giggle! The first giggle of the year 2021. Here we are. Is this new year new page? |
| 0:24.8 | I don't think so. I think it's new year same bit. Hell yeah. You know, just like a little |
| 0:30.8 | better. How do you feel? I feel good. I never knew what day it was anyway, so people were like, |
| 0:36.0 | it's a new year and I was like, okay, but is it Tuesday or Saturday? Whatever you say, sure it is. |
| 0:43.6 | I tweeted earlier though. I was like, I thought we were all just going to like forget this year. |
| 0:47.2 | Like, it never happened. Like, I'm staying 29 another year, but everyone's like putting out like, |
| 0:51.7 | it's 2021, you're turning 30 and I'm like, chill out. Oh my god, you're turning 30 in the year 2021. |
| 0:58.8 | Did you have to repeat that? You're an adult. I don't know if I can hang out with you anymore. |
| 1:03.9 | I'm like old. I'm going to turn to like the mom of the group. You are the mom of the group. |
| 1:10.0 | I actually said this morning to myself. I said, I am a really good. I feel like when you're not with me, |
| 1:16.5 | things go awry. Yeah, but I'm like a good influence on you. |
| 1:20.3 | Yeah, because I haven't seen you in person in quite some time and I'd like to say that I should |
| 1:26.8 | be checked into Betty Ford at any moment. Someone could come and take things. We could say that things have |
| 1:30.9 | gone unhinged. You could say that. I am like the well-behaved friend and people don't know that |
| 1:39.4 | after watching Summer House, but I actually am quite well-behaved. It's actually crazy that people |
| 1:43.8 | think that you pop off and that I'm like really reserved when in reality, like you are so low-key |
| 1:53.2 | and I'm like dancing on table somewhere at any moment in time. I could be on any table. |
| 1:59.0 | I had three glasses of wine on New Year's and for a second. Don't hurt them. Don't hurt them, Hannah. |
| 2:08.6 | For a second, I was like feeling myself. I was like being flirty and shit and I was like, you know, |
| 2:15.1 | like dancing like a little, what up. I mean, and then in my own home. Right. And then I were, |
| 2:22.1 | I'm fostering dogs and we have this shy dog from the hom-beham is that we're socializing. And I go, |
| 2:29.9 | I'm socializing the dog and I pick the dog up, put it on my stomach and pass out. No. At 11. |
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