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Giggly Squad

Giggling about Hilaria, career advice, and getting punched in the face

Giggly Squad

hberner2@gmail.com

Comedy

4.615.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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This ep is hilaria-ous. Sorry.

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0:00.0

It's time to giggle! The first giggle of the year 2021. Here we are. Is this new year new page?

0:24.8

I don't think so. I think it's new year same bit. Hell yeah. You know, just like a little

0:30.8

better. How do you feel? I feel good. I never knew what day it was anyway, so people were like,

0:36.0

it's a new year and I was like, okay, but is it Tuesday or Saturday? Whatever you say, sure it is.

0:43.6

I tweeted earlier though. I was like, I thought we were all just going to like forget this year.

0:47.2

Like, it never happened. Like, I'm staying 29 another year, but everyone's like putting out like,

0:51.7

it's 2021, you're turning 30 and I'm like, chill out. Oh my god, you're turning 30 in the year 2021.

0:58.8

Did you have to repeat that? You're an adult. I don't know if I can hang out with you anymore.

1:03.9

I'm like old. I'm going to turn to like the mom of the group. You are the mom of the group.

1:10.0

I actually said this morning to myself. I said, I am a really good. I feel like when you're not with me,

1:16.5

things go awry. Yeah, but I'm like a good influence on you.

1:20.3

Yeah, because I haven't seen you in person in quite some time and I'd like to say that I should

1:26.8

be checked into Betty Ford at any moment. Someone could come and take things. We could say that things have

1:30.9

gone unhinged. You could say that. I am like the well-behaved friend and people don't know that

1:39.4

after watching Summer House, but I actually am quite well-behaved. It's actually crazy that people

1:43.8

think that you pop off and that I'm like really reserved when in reality, like you are so low-key

1:53.2

and I'm like dancing on table somewhere at any moment in time. I could be on any table.

1:59.0

I had three glasses of wine on New Year's and for a second. Don't hurt them. Don't hurt them, Hannah.

2:08.6

For a second, I was like feeling myself. I was like being flirty and shit and I was like, you know,

2:15.1

like dancing like a little, what up. I mean, and then in my own home. Right. And then I were,

2:22.1

I'm fostering dogs and we have this shy dog from the hom-beham is that we're socializing. And I go,

2:29.9

I'm socializing the dog and I pick the dog up, put it on my stomach and pass out. No. At 11.

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