I'm in the day just got away from me.

I was telling a story to my family and in the story I had to say, like and suck my dick

because it was pertinent to the story.

And my mom said, you can't say that in front of your father.

And I looked at my dad and I was like, but sometimes like, and he goes, I know, I got

it.

Like, sometimes you're just that mad that like it warrants suck my fucking dick.

Whether I have one or not, who am I to judge?

Who am I to assign a gender?

The girlies are even saying suck my clip now.

If they could find it.

No, like that would never.

I didn't turn into a saying because they don't know where the fuck it is.

They think it's a conspiracy theory.

It's not actually real.

No.

We're in a mood.

I was golfing today.

I came straight from a golf course and I hit a bed putt and I said, Lord have mercy.

And does was like, are you a preacher?

And I was like, I'm trying not to say fuck.

Like I don't know what to say when I don't want.

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