What is up my greasy gigglers? Even if you're not a talent you've been listening to

this pod long enough that olive oil is coming out of your skin at this point.

You made fun of me yesterday from but I actually didn't. I was the only one that didn't.

Actually you're so right but you didn't stand up for me.

You're not an accomplice.

You're right. I didn't even leave you alone.

Are you seriously opening your jeans right now and I hadn't even eaten anything.

You're also the comfort of Sierra's home. If there's any place to unbutton your jeans it's in someone's home.

First of all so awkward, so weird. Me and Sierra hung out all day yesterday.

Never in the history of our friendship. There was even a reason. There wasn't even a meeting.

No I went over to Sierra's house at 12 and then you actually let's talk about this.

You texted Sierra and said hey I'm with my cousin Kara. Do you want to go to brunch?

And I looked at my phone.

Bone dry. I don't like brunch. I don't enjoy a pancake.

What universe are you going to hang out with me all week? I know you're sick of me.

What would you have gone to? No. But you wanted to be invited.

Yeah but I wanted to be invited. I was like that's so weird.

Tell that little bitch to just come over here.

And then I was like absolutely we did not move from the couch for six hours.

Maybe eight hours. We drank alcohol and pizza as if we were hung over.

I tried to take a head of weed.

And I had an ass page how to do it.

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