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What's up my skigglers?

Get it?

Get it like ski gigglers

This is a ski podcast welcome to ski podcast the winds are a little bit low and there's powder on the mountain

Imagine we gave the weather every time how are you are you sick you're sniffling my fucking okay so in my apartment you know and you can type into your building like when you have like to your super basically like

You something's broken in your apartment and like you give them permission to enter and like fix it yeah you're like my brains broken help so I kept being like my he is broken my heating is broken like I can't turn it on and they kept coming and like saying like they fixed it and like everything's fine

So then finally I was like are they just fucking with me like are they not coming and fixing it finally I was home today when the guy came and he and I was obviously I was pushing the wrong

Button so I was I was turning on the air conditioning and he was like it's actually this valve here so I've been so I've been living for a week with no heat like hey we thought you knew that you

Should have pressed tundra but apparently you don't the fire signal does mean hot which is crazy I know but I'm not to mention when this poor man walked into my apartment I have

Close everywhere I literally have shoes like in my sink to be cleaned and I water at least I just I just a snow cone

And like I know I was watching cheer and it was the part when they're doing like the deep dive on Jerry and how he's like a pedophile so this is going on in the background

And I'm just so uncomfortable you could have easily paused it that was a personal decision that you know I know because I didn't know it was

I was just like oh yeah you didn't know they're like and they're like what kind of videos was he sending and like masturbation and I was like so it's this valve over here

And that's like great this is great you're gonna get reported yeah I also get a lot of messages of gigglers being like so is that the an interview for a new job and your podcast

Came on and it was just you guys saying fuck or like talking about like getting deep-throated so I got the job though and I'm like respect

Also we just have some like housekeeping in the beginning I did go to Vermont with des this last weekend skiing as one does did I use a toenail yes did I cry on the mountain four times how the heck did you lose a toenail?

Basically like my ski boot like your toes go numb and then everyone's like yeah that's normal yeah and then so I was just numb the whole time and then when I took it off and it defrosted my toenail was black

Oh my god are your ski boots too small I who the fuck knows because skiing is this weird thing where they're like it's supposed to hurt and I'm like you are sick people

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