Giggling about depressed vaginas, circumcision, and playboys
Giggly Squad
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4.6 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2022
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello there, it's Vicky Patterson from the podcast The Secret 2. The show where I go on a mission |
| 0:04.8 | to find out the secret of everything with my all-star crew of celebs guests. And this week, |
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| 0:56.8 | What? My giggly goldfish? Oh, cute! Cute, right? Very cute. I feel like goldfish or chic. |
| 1:09.7 | I mean, I did have a goldfish and they did die to the next day. I do remember crying as a child. |
| 1:17.3 | They don't live a long time, but they live for a fun time. And I also think fish tanks are gross. |
| 1:23.9 | They are. They are. The algae. You have to clean it and they're dying all the time. |
| 1:30.9 | You know, like things that you think are disgusting and just like, I'm never doing that? |
| 1:35.1 | There's going to be one point in our lives where we have to do it because we have children. |
| 1:39.5 | Like, I have never thought about getting a hamster or anything. I think about that too often. |
| 1:47.6 | Do you know how parents get decent? If I even see my own poop, I gag. |
| 1:54.0 | And I have adorable poops. And it's like, someday I'm going to have shit on my hands and be like, |
| 2:00.8 | whatever. Yeah, even picking up Romeo's poop, I need like five minister cover from it. |
| 2:05.6 | Yeah, like I don't want a fucking gerbil. But I know that like I'm going to be suckered into getting a |
| 2:12.8 | gerbil. It's because you know they're going to die and then you have to explain death to your child. |
| 2:16.8 | No, I'm not. I'm just going to say it. I got a job successful. I got a job that's made to focus in |
| 2:23.3 | school so you can get a job. I live with this gerbil friends. I just realized goldfish is pretty |
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