What is up my giggle team my giggle squad my giggle my gigglers we need to like put our hands in a circle be like and break break and giggle and giggle

so we have a fucking episode today we really do a lot of life updates some wild stories that I've been holding off not telling you about so I can get your authentic reactions

Wow I can't wait but first we have to address something important what is it you got curtain bangs no I did I have a question okay you're very proud of your curtain bangs but how does this differ from you having a breakdown and getting bangs if you put curtain in front of it it doesn't sound as bad

like what's happening here's the thing I feel like because I can still put them behind my ears at like such or I can pin them back and it's like I never got bangs it's like her mental stability isn't we're not rock bottom we're not rock bottom

we're on our way for sure we're on that path but we're not there yet yeah we don't know what path it is but we're on one

also how would you define curtain bangs because I've never heard of this shit until like two weeks ago when you were like I'm doing it I had never heard of it

either until I saw it on tiktok honestly and I just saw girls with like just like the most wavy long hair and I was just like I need I need to switch a switch a

little bit more because I'm not down with it dying my hair because I'm too nervous about it and I don't think I would really look good any other color than the color I am so like I

either have to like have a bob or I need to do something drastic with my cut so the next and I'm not going to get straight bangs because I'm not a sociopath

yeah so I was just like we're curtaining it up and I don't know I don't know where the term curtain bangs came from I just saw it on tiktok and I was like I'm doing this

I just feel like you're so much more adventurous than me with all your hair styles like within the three years I've known you you've reinvented yourself like fucking Madonna where I'm still here

my Madonna I'm just like I need to revamp on my look people like your brand has changed and it's so funny because your hair do like made you season one like I'm not trying it like you were more than that but like it was iconic

yeah and then you were like I don't know that as the girl with the short hair yeah you were like watch me blow up without that haircut and then I'm just still here with like my tangled not brushed out middle part but yeah but you switch up your color

okay yeah so that's your really light something like season one summer house you were like practically blonde

like your hair was very light yeah and then I was like one or two inches shorter my second season which yeah I mean no guys would ever see that difference but girls would appreciate I can

show my fucking head and be like what's different about me and they're like you got new shoes and I'm like no I'm bald guys literally can't process hair changes in hair so then you wonder like

why am I worried about three pounds when I could literally have a bob and my boyfriend would be like mmm and every time I would tell any guy like I'm cutting my hair like really short they would be like no what oh my god you can't have a bob like that's so weird

and like any guy that I said I was like I'm getting bangs they were like I was like not like Zoe De Chanel circuit the new girl like not those type of bangs

even though she is pulls that shit off iconically I love them

next thing we have like our notes page that we put stuff we want to talk about through the week what did you what you put eyelash serum what do you talk about oh my god

okay I have to tell the girls so I used to be obsessed with getting eyelash extensions and Hannah hated them when I got them

so you looked good but you just didn't so I went overboard sometimes I would go in and I would just say to the lady like just fuck me up

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