What is up my giddy little gigglers? So cute. I went thrifting this weekend in Vermont.

How was it? I came up with a joke about thrifting. I feel like Vermont is probably a great place to thrift. Oh my god, it's amazing. It's very granola vibes. Every old man who's cold there looks like Bernie Sanders. It was crazy.

Do you know what Ted Bundy was born in Burlington, Vermont? I don't. If I never go to Vermont again, I'm fine.

I went thrifting and you would hate it because it's kind of smelly. I realized thrifting is just like dating. This is fun.

Then you start looking at everything and you're like, why did nobody want these things? Then you find one really cute sweater in the back. This is crazy. How did no one else find this? Am I so lucky?

Then you put it on and it's really itchy and he's a narcissist. That's so true. I feel like I would like thrifting. If I knew I was going to get really great stuff.

You would love to design a thrifting. I feel like because that takes real style. You have to have an eye. I would like consignment thrifting. I don't want some old man's t-shirt. I could do without it.

I had an unfortunate experience at the airport today. What happened to you?

I was wearing my giggly squad pants and this man in front of me was like at the TSA was looking at me.

You know when you're like, I'm not going to make eye contact. I don't know what he wants but I know he's staring at me. Then he's finally like, what's giggly squad?

I'm like, I'll say it's above your head. You're not going to get it. Honestly, it's so niche.

I have nervous laughter. He's like, oh, he's giggle. He's there with his wife. He's in his 60s. He lives for these awkward, stranger interactions.

I'd rather be burned at the stake than have to deal with this. Then he starts asking me questions. He's like, what is it?

I don't know how to lie on the fly. It's a podcast. What do you guys talk about?

We make fun of stuff. Then he's like, what do you promote for? This is like rule.

You don't tell people you're a comedian. You say you're an accountant. You say something boring.

He was pissing me off. I'm a comedian. Were you getting a condescending tone?

Yes. I was like, oh, little girl, what were you doing? I was making jokes. I was like, I'm a stand of comedian. I just had six shows.

Then he's like, oh, tell us a joke. No. No. This is 9am at the airport. I look like disgusting.

My face is just full of sadness and salt. When a normal dude, if I'm out at a bar and he's like, oh, tell me a joke.

I always just say your face and everyone laughs. I'm not going to say that to a 65-year-old man.

At the airport in the state of Vermont. You know I'm a people, please.

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