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The Ross Bolen Podcast

Gibbon Glory Holes

The Ross Bolen Podcast

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Ross is joined by Producer Kade to discuss a $30 billion hypothetical, a woman ramming a Popeye's with her car, a Peruvian man "dating" an 800-year-old mummy, Gibbon glory holes, the magnificent frigatebird, and Ross's new Twitter followers.

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gospel

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and

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million

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for

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brother

0:14.9

I'll see you back by

0:44.9

Welcome back to the Ross Bolin podcast. I am your host Ross Bolin accompanied today by producer

1:02.6

Cade Cade say hello to the people. Let's go ahead everyone. We are starting off today's

1:07.7

show with a segment called, Could you do it? I was perusing Twitter the other day and I

1:14.5

saw this hypothetical offered up by some obscure meme account. It was a photo of a padded

1:21.7

room like you know that they'd have in like a hospital with text overlaying the padded

1:28.3

room that said one year in a padded room for 30 billion dollars no books movies phones,

1:35.9

consoles, nothing. Could you do it? So it's one year 365 days locked in a padded room.

1:43.2

I don't know why they started with no books. I feel like phone should be the first thing

1:47.0

but no books or movies or phone or consoles, nothing. And if you make it out alive, I guess

1:52.1

or don't quit. You get 30 billion dollars which I'm not sure how they came up with that

1:58.1

figure. But before any of you start, no, you absolutely could not do it. I mean, you

2:04.4

might be able to physically survive a year in solitary with nothing to do at all. But

2:10.8

mentally, you would be so broken by the time you got out of that box that you wouldn't

2:16.4

even know what money was. The 30 billion would do you no good. Interestingly, the replies

2:22.4

to this hypothetical on Twitter included an astonishing amount of people who were seemingly

2:28.6

confident they could pull it off, which I was surprised by. And if you're like, Oh,

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