Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to day one of Giant Bombs,

the year 2011 deliberations. This is where the Giant Bombs editorial staff sits

down in a locked, hot, uncomfortable, salt-ridden room and decides on the

categories and the nominees and ultimately the winners for our game of the year

2011 awards. Let me take you around the room for your judges. Mr. Vinny Care

Vella, Pacis, F. Florescence, it's not mold, it's F. Florescence, salty mold. Yes,

it's the mold of salt. Vinny Care Vella will be here representing the country of

Italy, so Vinny Care Vella, that's it, very good, very good. Now, well, Patrick

Klabbick, representing at Newsvania, and related videos of We Shop Remixes. Yeah,

if you need now loaded up on my iPad for easy access, dubstep, video game,

interface remixes, Patrick Klabbick is your man for those for those awkward moments

during the podcast of which there will be manifold. Thanks to the presence of

Mr. Jeff Gersman, I was just going to remove all my clothing now, is that cool? He's

already drawing pictures of cubes and eyebrows. It's an eyebrow eyebrows. It's a

Camtrail. It looks like you're making like some abstracts. The cube knows what's

going on. The government is represented. I was like, okay, I was going to ask if that

was about the Illuminati, because I feel like this is some Illuminati imagery that

I brought you to keep taking your space parts. The FBI man keeps taking my space parts,

and then I can't call down the ship. It's really ugly. The code name pets along. It's

your fault for going in those holes. I don't go in the holes, I can't get this part.

I need the power. And then the flower is down there. Brad Schumacher here as well.

I can't remember the the plaza music now. What's that? I had. Oh yeah, we have the

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