Hey, it's Tuesday, October 20th, 2020. This is the Giant Bomb Cast. I am Brad Schumacher,

but I'm John O'Choez here, Jeff Bersman, I'm here. I'm Dapper Ben Pak. I'm here. I'm very energetic.

It's the largest shooting the guns. Oh, you got a sugar-free with you. Yeah, barely

has wings this week. I did. There's sugar-free wings. I got this because I already drank

this. Okay. Either of those. Does that one have sugar? This is the first question. No, can

sugar-free wings really be called wings? No, they're what? W-Y-N-G-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z. Okay. Yes.

Yeah. That's my wings cover band. They're faux wings. Second question. If Red Bull gives you wings,

what does Diapetra give you? Gout. Sure. Sure. Yeah. Next up. Then the pre-hintile tail.

Oh, shit. I'll get on with that. I would love to have pre-hintile tail.

Put your arms down. Yeah. That's so useful. You have to hold it all your pants.

That's true. If you could control it that well, you could tuck it into a leg.

Well, what if hand leg? You could start wearing shorts all the time and you just have to

peek out under a short leg. It still comes out though. It comes out your butt. No matter what you do,

it can't go like... What's the top of the crack, right? I mean, it's not, it doesn't come out of

your butt like it's poop. Well, sure. You know what I mean, though. It comes out of near your crack.

You would have to change all the types of underwear you wear too.

Yeah. It's true. You couldn't sit in the hospital. No, you just wear them low because if your tail comes

out of the top of your butt crack. Yeah. Okay. You just wear your pants a little bit low.

And it's just, you know, like that might be abrasive on one part of the tail, but I think you

could do that exactly. As Ben is illustrating for people watching the video thing,

that's... No. That's what is that? That's an elephant? Are you a shadow-making shadow puppet?

It's with no shadows. Is that a... Is this your Jeffrey Tupant? What is this?

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