Hey, it's Tuesday, July 16th, 2019. Welcome to the Giant Shortscast.

Ben's been doing the shorts today. Uh, yes. Or potentially the first time ever. That's how you know it's summer.

It's the summer sun. I live in a hot zone now. Oh, you're in like a legitimate hot. Yeah, they're

territory. It's not in the like eighties, not like San Francisco summer. It's just a fake summer.

I think it's 90. Whoa. Wow. Yeah, we have to like, I was going to say if you stopped it saying,

it got in the 80s, I'm like, Motherfucker, you don't know what hot in it. Yeah. No, I mean, you know,

there was like, I was moving during the process of that nasty heat wave. Yeah. Um, what's your,

what's your AC situation? No AC, but like lots, lots of good fans. Sealing fans spread out. So

you know, like actual mounted like that's like really positioned out, which I was worried about when

I first moved in, but we managed to put enough tables and things under them to keep it cool. Yeah,

every room should have a ceiling fan. I'm coming around on them. I wasn't here. I was like, you

know, home improvement shows and they're like, oh, that that's got to go to the ceiling fan. I'm

like, no, they're just going to say, do you live in constant fear of ceiling fans? Are you allergic

to ceiling fans? I'm just breaking out of the thought of me and you're a ceiling fan. Hives.

I just don't just don't leave them running when you go to sleep. Oh, yeah, with the door closed.

Yeah, that would be dangerous. Is that fly off at any time? Your soul gets eaten. Is that what?

Oh, yeah, right, right. It's not actually a thing. Oh, okay. Well, he's making it. It depends

on who you ask. Well, now it's a thing. Some people might tell you otherwise.

Welcome. Hi. It's great to be asked. It's fantastic to be here. I'm Brad, your Jeff. I'm happy to be

here. He's Jan. Hello. He's Jason. Hello. We already covered Ben. Yep. That's the

short-bowled one. Not his legs. Yeah. Uncubbled pod. See. Yes, he cast. That's the pod. See. I was

trying to figure that one out. Pod. See his jerks in real time. That didn't work so well. That's

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