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🗓️ 30 April 2019
⏱️ 160 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, it's the giant bomb cast on this Tuesday, the final day of April 2019. |
0:28.7 | How many days in April? 33. Yeah, that's right. It's a leap here. It's the only day we can get those in or the last day we can get those in. That's right. All those fools. Jeff is here. Hi. Hello, Jan is taking fools. What's up, fools? |
0:44.7 | Is everybody going to say their catchphrase now? Yep. Ben is here. Fooled up. I am here. |
0:52.7 | That's an article, an article, an article. That's, that's, yep. Yeah, an article, an article. It's on all the shirts. Giantbomb.com slash our merch. There are, there are unofficial illustrations of me peeing on things and saying, |
1:05.7 | Argo Bargo on t-shirts out there. Yeah, though we do not get any kickback from those, unfortunately, those, those airbrushed. No, that's Brad dresser like Michael Jordan down at the mall of the mall. He has to, yeah, Fisherman's Warf actually plays to look out for those. Yeah, Brad covered completely in silver paint, hiding in a bush in Fisherman's Warf. That is official. Hopping out and saying, Argo Bargo has children on vacation. That is officially licensed. That is definitely, yeah. And please throw him a dollar. Yeah. |
1:34.7 | Please. That's, that's not Brad. Someone we hired that looks like Brad honest. That's bored. Yeah. It's just enough paint. Anybody can, yeah. Jason has been way laid on the highway. I understand. He's stuck on the bay bridge. Yes, probably. |
1:49.7 | But it's miserable. I would never want to be stuck on a bridge. That seems, I used to have a lot of, it's a night. Well, it's, I mean, if you like looking at water. Yeah, water, water. |
1:59.7 | I used to have a lot of nightmares about bridges as a little kid. We did a lot of commuting across the Golden Gate Bridge. As you, as I know, and do, and just something about it. |
2:11.7 | And it was never like anything really dramatic. It was more of just like the bridge was kind of start to gently go into the water. It wasn't like we were falling off this bridge. |
2:19.7 | But, you know, I think just like I was often falling asleep on that way home from a Thanksgiving or Christmas in the city and visiting relatives and just like falling asleep on a bridge, especially with those towering lights. It's just scary bridge. |
2:32.7 | To the 89 earthquake situation. Like I was raised fears about bridges around here. I was in a womb at the time. Okay. Which is generally like to people get worried about being on the bay bridge after that. I didn't, I don't know. |
2:46.7 | But I'm an idiot when it comes to earthquakes. You're like, it happens. It's not going to happen again. Well, yeah, well, I'm more like it happens. What are you going to do about it? I'm going to stand in a doorway for the best, I guess. But if it catches me, it catches me. It's not going to impede your bridge base the life. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. God, because then what, you know, you can't, you wouldn't be able to get around this area at all if you work bridges. You can drive all the way around and try to loop back up. But then there's even bridges up there. We'll solve bridges. Not as many as New York. Damn bridges. |
3:15.7 | We don't have any cool like Gothic bridges, either like New York, you know, has like, yeah, gargoyle. I don't think there's gargoyles on the bridge. But you can see gargoyles like under the bridge. |
3:26.7 | Take me to the put. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The city. There's this city had more gargoyles. There's some not too far from here. There's like a lot of parks on roofs around here. And you can get a view of this terrifying building that I assume some sort of Dr. Robotnik-esque man lives in. |
3:44.7 | Yeah. What? We're just going there now. It's like a Ghostbusters type of situation. He's a Ghostbusters, right? Yeah. He's the main Ghostbusters. Yeah. Cool. The Y's cracking one like that guy. He's like, ah, you're not psychic. You can't drive. Yeah. No, they don't let him. |
3:59.7 | Should we do this thing? I deliberately didn't watch the Sonic the Hedgehog trailer to get, you know, because I figured like, you know, look, raw reactions. Very big. |
4:08.7 | I clicked a button and now it's in front of me. I literally push of a button. So I'm going to describe for the folks at listening at home. What this trailer is. It says trailer starts now. |
4:18.7 | I know that. Yeah. This trend. Compass shitty. Make sure it is. Is that thing? Does that? Do they put a countdown on the video? Make sure it's all the way to the beginning just to get all the sound effects in. |
4:29.7 | Oh, oops. Yeah. They do like a weird thing now where it's like, hey, kids with no attention span. This is the first like five seconds of this trailer. He's going to be like an overhead shot of some trees or something. But don't worry. Sonic's going to show up. |
4:45.7 | Oh, that's what this looks like. Oh, so they have to put the name of the movie up front. So you don't like to go like, what the fuck? I'm going to go back on my train. Fuck this. I could be watching that fortnight tournament. |
4:56.7 | If you guys were to guess what type of son or what type of song you'd overlay over a sonic trailer, like something that evokes sonic the hedgehog. What would you put? |
5:05.7 | I didn't have to guess because the name of that song was trending on Twitter. |
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