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🗓️ 26 March 2019
⏱️ 164 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, it is March 26th, which is a Tuesday. |
0:28.7 | The year is 2019. This all checks out. Spring has begun. Okay, that I don't know about. |
0:33.6 | Well, it's drunk. Spring has sprung. Spring has sprung. Jason's down an eye. Yeah. |
0:38.4 | I can barely, I can barely breathe through my nose. Oh, no. It's a good time. I feel like |
0:43.0 | anybody here and I, okay, I've got this dreamy haze like none of this is real. So maybe |
0:49.1 | you'll be all right. Did you dream that I had an eye patch or something? No, I don't know. |
0:54.2 | Did you take on it? It's a, yeah. Yeah, where do you get it? It's fake. It's got it from |
0:58.8 | E3. Like, wow. Last year, yeah. It's like that, that came in handy. That's branded. Yeah. |
1:03.4 | I remember where that was said. Yeah, you got one, too. Yeah. Yeah. Cause it come on me, too. |
1:08.6 | Okay. To go to that came a moral magima. Is this the most a video game swag thing has come in handy? |
1:15.8 | Yep. Wait. Sorry. You're going to be jumped in. That's one point. Maybe. Okay. I don't know. |
1:20.1 | I don't know. Depends on what style I'm using. Companies would give out like first aid kits. |
1:24.1 | Yeah. Yeah. They'll be like, Hey, here's some band aids. Oh, yeah. I think I have |
1:28.9 | like ration packs and shit like I had a little plastic first aid kit branded with some |
1:33.7 | 3DO game in my closet. Nice. That we use. I have a 3DO like Walkman, like a little portable tape deck. |
1:40.6 | Oh, right. So we just put 3DO on it. Okay. Better products than the actual 3DO. I've got a waterproof |
1:47.3 | radio that Capcom gave. Yeah. Okay. And now this eye patch. Yep. And now the eye patch. |
1:53.6 | I was just treating you. It's more of a courtesy eye patch because it's a bloody mess inside of |
1:58.6 | here. Okay. Nobody wants to see that really. So I'm wearing the eye patch to us. Just have to |
2:03.4 | just have like a let's call it bloodshot eyes. Yeah. But all the way. I'm like murder scene inside |
2:09.4 | of my eye. Got it. Is there is the room behind the patch to keep your eye open? Yeah. Okay. |
2:13.8 | Kind of open it. But it gets like super like itchy then. Oh, you know, like if I try to touch |
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