Giant Bombcast 568: Metroid Crime
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🗓️ 29 January 2019
⏱️ 163 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Is this, is this thing odd? |
| 0:28.0 | Check. Hello. Test test. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Who are you? What? No, you spoke. Hello. What I'm going to count you in and you then you say, what do we do? Okay, I'm going to count. I'm going to get to the new host. I'm going to count you down and then you say, all right, Ben, tell me about this food boys. Okay. Okay. What's the name? What's the name of the show? It doesn't matter. Five, four, three. Hello. Welcome to the giant food poison cast. What's going on, Ben? Hello. What's your story this week? It was a |
| 0:58.0 | one of those, it was an inside out burger. What? What? Where they got the cheese on the inside or inside out cheese burger. So the cheese inside the patty. But by virtue of that, you get a little bit of uncooked burger all around that cheese. If it's not done properly. And I feel like if people are putting cheese in the middle of it, they're inclined to cook it less because they don't want it to bubble up. Yeah. That seems like an advanced level. It's not a juicy Lucy. Yeah. So that's what I thought. That's how I've always seen it. At least that melts. I was hoping that |
| 1:28.0 | the giant inside out burger meant two patties with one layer like a double down. Oh, double. Yeah, do you know the double downs may technically be more healthy than a normal KFC chicken sandwich carbs. Well, what about like the breading on the chicken though? It's not way less than a bun. Apparently. Anyways, my plan on Sunday was to bring a bunch of wings to go watch my first ever WWE event at a friends place. And I just caught food poisoning instead and had three doesn't make some else. Wait. |
| 1:58.0 | And like not equips to eat them. And like food poisoning didn't get food poisoning from the wings. No, the wings were just like, I'm going to go to save way out of my way home and get all these wings. And then, oh, well, I'm not feeling so great. It was so hot. What did you get it for the burger? The burger. Oh, the burger. Right. |
| 2:13.0 | Yeah, that's right. Where did you get this burger? I don't want to shame the restaurant. Okay. I'm more interested in was it a restaurant. It was a restaurant. The city of Alameda. Got questionable food preparation practices. I ate a Chevy now. So maybe you should issue a public warning. Yeah, I mean, maybe I first our first sign of this wasn't the best restaurant in the world as I walked in the door. Literally not a single other person in there and the guy like we said, how many? We said four. And he's |
| 2:43.0 | looked at the menu and her looks at his bill piece of paper and do you have a reservation? That's good stuff for a burger place. Well, it was like that. It wasn't a burger place per se, but they had a burger on the menu. It was like American food. Sure. Like classic. Okay, we there early, like maybe it was a weird. It was like 530, you know, so it was it wasn't completely unreasonable that it would be empty. Yeah, it's just the you get a senior special. Yeah, I don't know. I like an empty restaurant. |
| 3:13.0 | But like, no, though, do you have a reservation? That's good shit. Whatever, man. That guy is entertaining himself. That's not for you. That's for him because he has to keep it going. He does. He doesn't have to keep it going. Yeah, to go in all through the next day. Oh, yeah. So we're where the wings now. Yeah, I have them. Like once I recovered. And then the other half were just still in the frit. They're going to go bad. Let's say you let him sit for a couple of days and then eat him. Yeah, let him rain. Maybe like out of the fridge. Let him age. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 3:43.0 | Re-fry them. What about that? Re-fried wings. Re-fried wings. Yeah. It's a little bit more crisp on them. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't advise to do it. But I want you to do it. I actually, you know, I like to hear about it. I saw a chicken wing that was deep fried 100 times on YouTube. Okay. And they slice like, you know, they just kept dipping it and frying it and dipping it in fry. And it gets bigger and bigger and bigger. And it's like, you know, it's like 99% fry. But they cut in half and got into the wing and then it was still hot. It had just been so |
| 4:13.0 | encased that the heat. Yeah. And kept it extra heat, extra warm, extra moist, extra delicious. I mean, that's how like the world works, right? Yeah. The molten core of the earth is just magma. It's just like that chicken wing. Yeah. If somebody was to cut into the earth, the middle would get real cool. Yeah. And it would be a chicken wing. It would be a delicious, a moist chicken wing saying that chicken wing has its own magnetic field. Yeah. Okay. It's interesting to me as I rediscover my own posting methodology. Yes. That you went with the food point. |
| 4:43.0 | This was always a thing and not the rollercoasters because my question was going to be are you able to ride rollercoasters some, some. Your car at height. You know, they don't always tell you don't ride this roller coaster. Cause you might be too tall. I mean, they're all about the minimum height. Yeah. But I had never seen much about a maximum before. I've been on a roller coaster like at the County Fair, where I ducts because I didn't want to risk it. It couldn't very well. You know, you're removing fast. You see something that |
| 5:13.0 | come in your instinct. I was in the car by myself, so I could kind of go horizontal. County |
| 5:18.7 | fair, especially not known. I was going to say, yeah, like the people running rides that |
| 5:24.2 | the county fair look like they maybe are not paying the closest to it. I feel like that's |
| 5:29.4 | an audience. I was about to say, fucking, that everyone that runs rides the county fair |
| 5:34.2 | is meth to the fuck out of their minds and all this other nasty shit. But I don't know that. |
| 5:38.2 | I feel like that's an underrepresented. This is the ones around us. Look, yeah, well, |
| 5:42.6 | yeah, maybe that is. What do they do when there is no county fair? There's always a county fair |
| 5:47.0 | somewhere where they're traveling. Yeah, they travel. Wait, are they literal carnies? Yes, okay. |
| 5:52.6 | They're hookin' them. I want to know, if you're out there and you build rides at, if you travel |
| 5:58.6 | with a fucking county fair and you build the zipper in every town all summer long, I want to hear |
| 6:04.4 | those stories. I feel like that one of you, the most anyone's got zipped on the zipper. I want to |
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