Oh, It's Tuesday.

Tuesday. It's October the 4th. It's 2016. All of these things are accurate. It's the giant bomb cast.

I'm a notary.

Oh yeah? Yeah.

You put a stamp on that? I can stamp the heck out of whatever you got. Is that, is there like a wax seal that goes on that? No. I mean, like fold the envelope up and like stamp a royal insignia. Like pay extra, I can like get a wax sealer thing and do that it's not a

ribbon on it too that like really seals the deal yeah what does the notary do besides

stamp things they have it to happen like twice in my life.

No, they like authenticate something or whatever.

They have to take it in and they say, hey, this is a real deal thing.

That's what they do. They say, hey, this is a real deal thing and their stamp indicates that.

But that's never like their job, right?

Like you go to a bank and then somebody does normal bank stuff.

And you know, also I can stamp this.

Like, you would have to be in some big city

and be the only notary around

to have a note being a notary be your full-time job.

So it's a side gig.

Okay.

Yeah, okay. And it's a weird side gig where like a lift driver.

Like there are people in this building that are notary publics and then like if you find them and

get them to perform their service they

weren't the building almost definitely really yeah almost definitely back in the day

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