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Tuesday September the 9th

2014. Oh iPhone day. You're right. Yeah. Coming to you from we know all about the new

iPhone. Yeah, coming because it talk got talked about today. Coming to you from the future.

I tell me about the new iPhone. It's, um, I can make phone calls. What? To anybody? Oh, that's

crazy. On the planet. I finally added phone calls to a talk to another human being anywhere on the

planet. And is it a pleasant experience? I think so. I doubt that. It sure looked very serious. Yeah.

A little fan that they put in there. It keeps you cool while you're talking. That seems like a,

I like to be cool. Yeah. That seems like a cool feature. Yeah. Uh, you know, it's nine inches. Yeah.

It's a huge screen. So it's a bigger than rumors. So it's a fabulous. Oh, yeah. It's a fab land.

It's a fabulous tablet. Oh, I hope that things cool because I'm going to buy it. Me too.

Well, yeah, you have to. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm really getting into my Windows phone here. Oh,

the Windows phone isn't that bad. Did you install Cortana? Yeah. It's on there already. And it

doesn't do anything. It's never worked. It doesn't sound like Cortana. No, it's the stupidest fun.

It doesn't. No. I thought that was the whole point. Nope. They just use the name. Oh, that is

terrible. It sounds like that's what's your name? Jen Taylor. Just Jen Taylor or something. Yeah.

I thought I assumed they like licensed her like they did a voice imprint or something. Maybe they

did, but it doesn't sound like her. That's ridiculous. At least according to the commercials I saw

during football watching. Drew, what do you want to ask Cortana? I got Cortana right here.

What is the Pillar of Autumn? Hold her. Hold her right up to the microphone. Okay.

Find out where the speaker is and the stupid thing. Ask me anything.

Cortana, what is the pillar of autumn?

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