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Hey everyone, it's Tuesday, May the 3rd, 2011, and you're listening to the giant bomb cast. I'm Ryan Davis

joining me today, Mr. Patrick Kleppick. The cookies have been eaten.

Bye, none of them. Mr. Jeffrey Gerstman. This was a horrible mistake. And then who wasn't in the room when all this happened to

But Mr. Brad Schumacher. Thank God for that. Jeff got hungry and decided to break open the now well-expired grandma's cookies that have been sitting in this room.

April 19th. April 19th.

A day that will live in a room. Guaranteed for us. That's a solid, that's a solid, pretty much a printed date.

That was the day Mortal Kombat came out. Yeah, it was. And they killed these cookies.

That was their grand fatality. Yeah, they were, they were not good. Now there's time to lay fatality on you. Yeah. Now that you've eaten these grandma's cookies. They're gross.

They were gross when they were new. Yeah. We've covered this. I don't know if they've gotten any more gross, but those cookies aren't bad.

Grandma's cookies? Yeah, they're pretty bad. These, these ones specifically, I don't know from past experience, I don't really remember.

How about a fresh frameless cookie is being bad, but these, these ones were specifically.

What are you going to get fresh from the factory grandma's cookies? Factory. Factory fresh. Organics.

They, there's some made-in in Plano, Texas. There's something just cheap tasting about grandma's cookies. They're just like, they kind of half-ass it on the childhood chips.

It's like all, it's grit. You can just taste like a little heavy on the shortening. There's a phone number on here. Yeah.

You're going to give them a call. You're going to piece your mind. Yeah. Your cookies are always cracked. We can go to that. We can go confront them at that.

Confections. Yeah. There's expo. You think grandma's cookies has a booth. They must.

It's going to be just like a fourth-level subsidiary though. That's, that's no. There isn't even a grandma's cookies. It's free to lay.

It's just one step away from the, like, where they used to keep the Doritos 3Ds. And free to lay is the front for the CIA. I mean, everyone knows that.

So, um, chaseness all the way up to the top. I've been locked, basically.

Are you saying that the CIA introduced grandma's cookies into the hood? Yeah. Exactly. I obviously need to check out the government's conspiracy.

And that's you got an email on your sound effects over the right over there saying, stop talking about that.

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